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@PepperidgeFarm Oh this shit is bio-engineered anyway. It was a good run, PF but you've gone full retard.

@PepperidgeFarm TF is this, PF?

There's nothing like that first bite... 🤤🍔😍

@McDonalds @RE_Games Hey where is the video of your CEO barely taking a bite of his fake ass lunch?

think i want a second opinion, large fry or 10 piece McNuggets?

@NissanUSA My local Nissan service center wants to charge me $550 to replace a Mass Air Flow Sensor on my NV200. The part is $75 and literally takes 5 minutes to easily swap out. My advice is to never use Nissan for service unless absolutely necessary.

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@Tim_Walz Retard.

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I’m running for reelection to continue serving as Governor of Minnesota. We’ve made historic progress in our state, but we’re not done yet. I’m staying in the fight — and I need you with me.

@america Set the judge on fire.

It was previously reported that the career criminal who set a young woman on fire on train in Chicago was arrested 49 times. He was actually arrested 72 times. This must end. Americans deserve safe cities.

@NissanUSA @NHTSA @NissanUSA I chose a Nissan to build my business because I thought you were a trustworthy, honorable company. What a mistake. A recall with no fix, no support, and no accountability while my livelihood hangs in the balance. You've completely failed your customers. Never again.

@NissanUSA @NissanUSA My van is under your fuel pump recall with NO remedy available for over a MONTH. No loaner offered, and I "might" get reimbursed for rentals? I'm a small business owner about to lose everything because of YOUR defect. Filing a complaint with @NHTSA.

Ahhh, nothing like the smell of electrolytes in the morning 🚿⛺ #NissanHeismanHouseRoadTrip

@UPS @anima_iris Straight fuck you, UPS. You are a bunch of crooks who should be shut down. Fuck every one of your understaffed call center liars. You are a trash business and anyone to do business with you has to be retarded or desperate.

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@SamsClub I noticed you guys send plenty of emails with advertising but not a single one warning me that you were going to renew my membership. Was that by design?

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Somebody please come and take a bite out of my tender, beefy, chunkyness 💦

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@thehoffather @wilsonformayor You can't handle your own life like an adult but you think you can run a city?

We took on a powerful incumbent who was expected to coast to reelection. We faced more corporate PAC money than has ever been spent attacking a candidate in a Seattle election. We built a people-powered movement rooted in hope for our city’s future. And we won.

@wilsonformayor Yay now we're going to be more like Chicago, New York, and San Francisco! Homeless people and crime everywhere! No businesses in their right mind would move here! Yayyy!!

@XfinitySupport Is this math?

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@UPS I sat on hold for 50 minutes to ask for a refund for some import fees. The rep told me to email someone with the request. Did they lie to me?

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@UPS Why can't I get a customer service agent? You automated phone support bot sends me to the app. The app sends me to phone support. WTF is wrong with you?

Happy Howl-oween! 🎃

@ospensadorestt Not real

🚨 3I/ATLAS Just Flipped Its Jet From Anti-Tail to Tail Something just changed with 3I/ATLAS. The interstellar object that’s been ejecting a sunward jet, an anti-tail pointing toward the Sun has flipped. Now it’s producing a classic tail, streaming away from the Sun.

@destapandolose1 Nothing on the site about this global.jaxa.jp

Última imagen del Atlas 3I filtrada por la (Jaxa) Agencia Espacial Japonesa. Se mueve como una gigante nave interestelar.....🎯

@RealTruthDoctor global.jaxa.jp not seeing this on the jaxa site. =/

The Japanese have leaked actual footage of 3i Atlas.... That's definitely a large vessel!