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@Me_Is_Wagner @RobDodsworth @FacundoSavala Way more Sherlock Holmes than Marple.

@RobDodsworth @FacundoSavala Gran used to love this book

So what are the Scott Mills rumours then? 👀

"Trump, the Mar-a-Lago golfer, is the only bull in the world who walks around with his own china shop. When a clown takes over the Palace, he doesn't become King. It's the Palace that becomes a circus" French senator Claude Malhuret once again nails it. You won't hear a better indictment of Trump and his Gulf war than this. Well worth 5 minutes of your time My English s/t 👇

Possibly the worst co-commentator ever, @stephencraigan. Makes Lee Dixon sound like Ludovic Kennedy.

@Billy155363105 @awaydaysfb Because every time we play your mum comes round and sucks us all off. And hopefully she won't nlbw the only one going down this season. #BillysMum #GoingDown #GoingDown

@awaydaysfb I have always wondered who actually supports Fulham & why? They’re just a nothing club.

The other day many Fulham fans noticed that their game against Brentford at the Gtech Stadium was sold out, without many fans getting a chance to actually purchase a ticket. Many season ticket holders who have followed the club up and down the country couldn't figure out how o...

@ColeFusionHQ Worked with a plumber, everyone calls him Leaky Phil. And there was a bloke used to drink in our local was always known as Dave The Cunt. He even had a tankard in there, engraved D. T. C.

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@FulhamTransfer I can believe he played, but Dembele (midfielder one) was sheer class.

Who's your I can't believe he played for Fulham guy? ⚫⚪#FFC

@FulOnFulham I'd like the old crest, but with 'Fuck C*****a' underneath. And on the shorts. And socks.

What would you do with the Fulham Badge? Keep? Revert to old? Redesign?

@danro_art The Leighton Buzzards, though that's probably a town.

Boston,Kansas, Chicago all bands named after cities in the u.s. Do we have any u.k. bands named after towns or cities?? Can't think of any

@ScarredForLife2 Don't remember these at all, but there was loads of them broadcastforschools.co.uk/site/Near_and_…

NEAR AND FAR (1975): This BBC educational series for schools had a decidedly eerie title sequence, with a theme tune best described as 'queasy'. Now turn to page 666 in your exercise books.

@theworldhasgo19 @sciencegirl You just fucking bomb them instead you fucking mong.

@sciencegirl I don’t travel to third world countries.

What’s preventing you from visiting London

@almurray @WarGit Fists Of Scotch III.

@WarGit Which movie is it?

"Richard Burton allegedly drank so much alcohol during the making of this film that many of his scenes had to be shot with him seated or lying down, due to his inability to stand... Burton later said that he could not remember making the film."

@Palmer1966Tre @PaulHeatonSolo Found it. Might have been live on Radio 1, very short set list. concertarchives.org/concerts/the-h…

@rogerchicken @PaulHeatonSolo Not sure about that but did see them at the Kilburn Ballroom supported by The Proclaimers.

40yrs ago today Flag Day rose to no25 in the Indie charts whilst Sheep got into the official charts at no54. We celebrated with a 2-1 win at Liverpool University youtube.com/watch?v=UQ8SK-…

@Palmer1966Tre @PaulHeatonSolo Same here, and bought tickets for The Smiths who were on a couple.of weeks later, then couldn't go.

@radhoo12 @FA_PGMOL No pen.

Woken up and watched this again. It’s literally a masterpiece in theft and corruption of the highest order. And it’s been so obvious this season, it’s no longer aggravating. It’s hilarious. Fuck you @FA_PGMOL

@jasemonkey Has anyone tagged the cunt?

Great to see those 90s Hi-NRG ads making a comeback! Such fun!

@Palmer1966Tre @PaulHeatonSolo Yeah, was my first time. Did I dream it or did they also play the Town And Country Club? Vague memories of Kid Jemaen introducing them.

@rogerchicken @PaulHeatonSolo I saw them at the Clarendon - must have been 86. Wonder if the two things are related 🤔😀

@FulhamishPod On the beach.

Shocking performance and result. Is that our European dream slipping through our fingers? Let's hear your three word review...

@mattythekopite @secondtierpod He's the only one not coked off his nut.

@secondtierpod How can the guy in the Celtic end stay calm in that situation 😂

There is so much to take in with this clip. Proof that football is special. Where else do you get this unhinged reaction?

@PaulHeatonSolo @SimonCato3 @prodnose @MikeTilburn Was that the old gateaux/gattocks one?

@rogerchicken @SimonCato3 @prodnose @MikeTilburn "I was well and truly bolleaux-ed" a very clever line, especially if you know the joke it's based on.

One of my favourite albums. Released on Stiff records, it features the finest musicianship of the British New Wave movement. The quality of songwriting is immense.