Dustø Goldman is on @[email protected]

“I don’t want to stay home for another month.” — my wife, defying her introvert status “Well, I don’t want you to stay home with me for another month.” — my wife, correcting herself

@isEqualToDan A full year? So how does it feel to be 20% there?

1. take a small bite 2. chew your food 3. swallow before taking another bite I have been trying to teach my daughter this process for a full year

I touched my iPhone after getting the Pfizer vaccine and look what happened

@cerothstein Have you tried a 3rd party clie—😭😭😭

How do I make my default Following every time I open this app? I intentionally follow the people I follow for a reason. They are the people & communities & orgs I’ve consented to populating my timeline. I realize other apps do this but it’s a thing I *really* liked re: this one!

@ReadDanceBliss Hmmm, not making the case so well, as it turns out …

Hahahahahah it’s 2023

Totally sold on the use of melatonin for jet lag. Now, in 2022. Too bad I didn’t learn this when I was traveling internationally like every month ten years ago.

@inthefade These are the same people who lost their minds when NYC started to regulate the sizes of fast food fountain sodas, right?

If this is the ONLY thing Apple's XR headset does, I'm in

@pantse_macabre Have you kids met the AirPod?

@mileskahn This piece is gonna have a lot of staying power, I think … theonion.com/de-blasio-well…

I yearn for our previous, slightly less awful mayor.

@MaxwellFrostFL Are you relying on Bob Jones University as an authority on bagels?!

it’s a thing! i will not be gaslit

bagels

@inthefade I almost lost it when the Congressman showed up with 4 cigars in his pocket.

@barryjneely OK. I’ll allow it.

@chockenberry 😭

just setting down my twttr

@barryjneely Picts or it didn’t happen

@sbbEZas123 #itsXBBsFault

So…did my ex name the new variant?

@seijibk And the vast majority of them have resistive electric, not induction.

the vast majority of people in red counties use electric stoves.

@phyllisstein Gov’t should learn from America’s Private Sector & the Free Market™ where something like this … *checks note* … actually happens all the g/d time, but we never hear about it b/c private companies are actually unaccountable &, GOP gaslighting notwithstanding, actually gov’t is.

@peteyburgers It’s a good site!

I used ChatGPT to help me build howmanymoons.com a site that calculates your age in full moons #nerdalert and let me tell you... I sat on that domain for three years because I can't code and it took me a few hours to build it with AI.

They don't always discuss politics #aoc #118thCongress

@nickbartrow @edymond #Worldle #348 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐ worldle.teuteuf.fr

@edymond #Worldle #348 4/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↖️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬆️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 worldle.teuteuf.fr

@PhilipMichaels Is this the work of @PizzaToThePolls?!