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The lion is concerned about the amount of hair falling out in the shower

My neighbors in bed when I do the 10pm cold start to go get nicotine pouches

@Mr_Lightspeed @tmuxvim You sound like such a queer lmao

First, I truly despise the word “vibe” because warriors don’t operate on “vibe.” How could you possibly know about the “vibe” unless you serve? You don’t pick up “vibe” on X; you get a reality check on the battlefield. We deploy because our brothers and sisters are going downrange. At least for me, there would have been no way that would happen with my own troops. It doesn’t matter what this young generation’s “vibe talk” is about. This is about life and death and a warning to watch the six of those we serve with and damn the “vibes” all to hell. Courage matters and “vibe” does not. I deployed well over 12 times, lost count, and I would go for more if I could be sewn back together again, if only to ensure our young warriors are led well.

are US military service members like, down with being deployed? I’ve read that lots of people enlisted after 9/11 out of patriotism. but I get the sense the vibe is not the same this time.

Even their corvettes look better

@j_fishback Nothing but chads in that line. We're gonna be alright.

Honored to speak at the University of Florida, and draw the largest crowd for a political event in 10 years.

@AutismCapital I don't care about principles or artists or creativity, this just looks like shit.

Don't let anyone FUD you into believing AI isn't cool. This is awesome. Anyone can generate something with just a vision. The next great series is going to come out of some random kid's bedroom at his parent's house after school.

@marumaru_miyako ごめんよ、マル。これは一過性の流行なんかじゃないんだ。君のことを、大いに興味を持って追いかけていくよ。

なんか前のポストが外国人の方にバズってリプがすごいことになってしまってますね💦 一過性だと思うので改めて城川で撮ったやつ

@BigDickBarclay Get you a dedicated 5 gallon headpak on Amazon for 20 bucks to create an unholy automotive jungle juice for the local autozone

The government doesn’t want you to know this, but you can just put the old oil in the used bottle and keep it forever. You don’t have to pay somebody to dispose of it.

When she says you’re high maintenance, she better be talking about the cost of maintenance on that John Deere

@joeybeastmarket Don't you dare try to play tricks on our Japanese friends

アメリカには、「Biting the Beaver（ビーバー噛み）」と呼ばれる伝統があります。これはバーベキューの席で、ホットドッグがまるでビーバーにかじられた木のような形になるまで、皆で代わる代わるかじっていくというものです。そして、最後にそのホットドッグをかじった人は、それを自分のビールの中に入れ、ダムのようにしてビールを飲みにくくしなければなりません。日本の兄弟たちに、私たちアメリカ人のちょっとした「変わった習慣」の一つを紹介する一助となれば幸いです。

@iamyesyouareno Deportation is the compassionate option

It’s really that simple.

@Pirat_Nation Go work on a farm or something little bro

Highguard environment artist Derek Bentley is returning to Respawn Entertainment after the game's launch flop and studio layoffs.

@DrRemilio The upside is this will hopefully spark a return to real, tangible experiences. I'm an enshittification accelerationist.

If you’re a young single man or woman and life seems so pointless right now, and you don’t have the life you want yet, I want you to know that I’m proud of you. You’re living in one of the most decadent times in history, yet things seem bleak and yet you are here nonetheless.

Hitler forgive me

@HelldiverGodGuy @HD2Memes @hankjones1738 Gear Chucker

@hankjones1738 @HD2Memes Clanker Wireback Tinskin Cogsucker Canner Toasteroid Rustbucket Boltbrain Scrapheap Gearfreak Tincommie Boltsucker Chrome-dome Servo-slave Oilspill Cyberstain Ramtard

We lost him boys.

@ObtainerOf Hey now, drifting is alive and well. Go buy yourself a 350z and find a local event.

Feeling genuinely depressed I will never be a Japanese drifting savant

@rawsalerts @grok how much money has senator Mullin taken from Israel lobby groups

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has officially fired and removed Kristi Noem from her position as Secretary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. In a rapid leadership shake-up, Trump has nominated U.S. Senator Markwayne Mullin to succeed Noem as the next Secretary of Homeland Security

@Howlingmutant0 @supertanskiii

@supertanskiii Ahem

Objectively, he truly is the least fuckable man that’s ever existed.

@asukagrypr I'll watch for keiichi okabe alone

Please stop.

Goonbait is a really funny word because it resembles something an orc-like medieval peasant would concoct. It's a great example of zoomer pidgin, a blunt instrument directly alluding to the subtext of its meaning. Recent enough to avoid being draped in translative pretension, aged in meme culture just long enough to ferment into biological legitimacy. The word goonbait upsets women because it rips away a delicate curtain of deniability which has upheld the economy of casual sex for the last century or so. None of the women defending the open tongued Olympian here are part of her generation. They question why "Porn addicts have to sexualize everything" because they're operating from a framework that depends on upholding the structure of civility the term violates. They're either ignorant of the signalling or complicit in trying to normalize it as a nonsexual expression. Truthfully, enough time has passed that young kids are probably now imitating ahaego face without care or context to its pornographic origins. I'm not sure whether that's what this girl is doing and I don't care. She stopped being a person the moment she went viral, she doesn't exist anywhere in the physical world. She is now a totem to be wrestled over by the eternal war between genders, a symbol to be contorted as the avatar of every girl who ever stuck her tongue out. What makes the subject so fascinating is that you're witnessing the first post-cultural-collapse culture rediscovering the civilization frameworks through first principle. When all women are institutionally invigorated to perform and signal pornographically whether they realize it or not, the male contingent will respond with a masturbational antithesis. The 'bait' is the crucial element that's missing from the female critique of goonbait as a word. The term implies a sirenistic connotation. The goon term even denotes an implication of loss of vitality, gooning being an emergent satirical antithesis to the esoteric semen retention discourse. What women think is happening is that men are sexualizing a young girl. What's actually happening is that men are instinctively critiquing a young girl unconsciously sexualizing herself through an innocuous expression, and by extension, critiquing the steady decline of societal standards that has been occurring since at least the 18th century. When women lambast all men over the actions of some, it's because they're stupid and incapable of delineating between sentient men and baser animals. It's also because defending their own promiscuity signals would force them into an uncomfortable headspace, self-reflection is a traumatic action for women. What do you think would happen if you take an organism with a soul caliber somewhere between a small child and a dog and force it to reckon with an understanding that literally everything it does is wrong and harmful because evil goblins inside of wicked towers convinced its past seven generations of mothers, grandmothers, and so on to harm themselves and teach their children to do the same? Its tiny little head would explode from a stress aneurysm. That's what you do to women every time you use words like goonbait. I mean shit, even the act of wearing a t-shirt in public in the 1940s is the equivalent of walking around in your underwear today. Like, I'm sorry you're the modern equivalent of a medieval peasant whore in a burlap bag, I'm basically poisoned and retarded too. We're both victims. The thing is, I'm not wearing spandex pants to show off my dick print and I at least know to be ashamed of my vices. That's why internet chuds invented words like goonbait in the first place, they're a stark reminder of degradation, a can of gasoline being poured into the fire so that God gets mad enough to flood the earth again. Women just need to understand that you would be much happier if: - You didn't get to vote - You weren't allowed to drive - You're forbidden from working - You were never allowed to learn how to read - Every decision was made for you by a man