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boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

I hate certain stops on the bus. Wtf do you mean you're getting off here bro are you fucked in the head

Window’s not even been open a minute and a fly’s already come in

the type of job Indeed shows when you’re desperately unemployed

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

One of the craziest things about having a cat is sometimes you’ll go to pet them and they’ll just be wet and you have no idea why or how

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

if u meet a bitch wit a cat name luna she beat on men

Absolutely abysmal scenes at the McDonald’s by my bar at 6am lmfao

the cat hair is part of the fit

Malcolm in the Middle East

Imagina ficar chapado na guerra onde as pessoas ficam escondidas na mata querendo te matar

Im gonna blow the fucking Easter bunny’s head straight off his fucking shoulders if he breaks into my house tonight

hey sorry i didn’t respond for 3 days i was like really fucking fat

The clocks have changed AGAIN. Just when you get used to it they pull the rug out from under you. It’s a GAME to them. I’d rather have never been born than have to live like this.

‘directed by matthew gray gubler’ just shoot me

you always felt left out so now you purposely exclude yourself

avoidant final boss

habits (stay high) by tove lo.

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