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Perks of us being shite is hopefully these weird mongs get to fuck

No photo today then lads?

When you gotta pretend to be sad for something you don't give a shit about

If a man kills himself it's suicide if a man kills another man it's homicide if a man kills lots of men it's genocide and if a man fails to win 11 consecutive derbies it's called Tyneside

All timer 🤣

Nothing quite hits like that sex offender sympathiser Arteta losing his head. It's glorious. Vile piece of shit.

@MagpieMediaX Should've started Isak and Ekitike in that 442 mate. Might not be crying into your XXXXXXXXL Newcastle shirt then.

Eddie Howe please for once in your life don’t completely fuck up a half time team talk

hello, im Chappell Roan’s security guy that yelled at and mistreated the little bratty girl My name is Arne Slot and i’m the head coach of liverpool football club , my son Cody Gakpo was who gave me the idea.

Model: so what’s this photo for anyway? Photographer: don’t worry about it.

Stanning celebrities is the new mental illness

Little kid: my favorite animal is a fish Chappel roan:

people asking how many libertadores trophies chappell roan has i’m actually crying

“how many libertadores do you have?” tears

Fofana doesn’t get enough hate for costing 80m, the only notably thing he’s done is crash his car 20 times.

Saw this sat on the back of the cubicle in the pub. Took a swig. Eurgh, it was Neck Oil! I was hoping it was a delicious glass of piss!

What were you feeling when you were cheating on your dying wife?

I hope squatters move into all of Gakpo's properties

How tall was the bizzie taking the photo here?

Supporting Liverpool is like being one of Josef Fritzels kids. You see a glimpse of light and hope then the cellar door closes again