Dan Nash

@implausibleblog Says the lard ass who drive his golf cart within 2 feet of his golf ball before every shot. STFU Donnie.

President Trump, "The Obama Administration, wonderful wonderful person. Barack Hussein Obama. Have you heard of him?" "We had the Obama Administration which phased out this wonderful tradition of physical fitness. Thank you Barack, great job" Fact check: The Obama administration did not phase out physical fitness programmes. Instead, it renamed and expanded the existing President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Sports into the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports and Nutrition in 2010, broadening its focus to include issues like diet and childhood obesity alongside exercise It also significantly increased the emphasis on public health through initiatives such as Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move!” campaign Far from removing the tradition of promoting fitness, the approach shifted toward a wider, more modern focus on overall health and lifestyle

@nytimes @KCMikeMahoney Well it is Taco Tuesday AND Cinco de Mayo.

Breaking News: In an about-face, President Trump announced he was pausing the day-old U.S. operation to guide ships through the Strait of Hormuz. nyti.ms/4nhfn6E

@atrupar Oh but we do Marco! We do.

Marco Rubio: "Right now you have a country who is unlawfully, criminally, and illegally taking possession of an International waterway and blowing up commercial vessels. I don't know if people appreciate how outrageous this is."

@Acyn Like if your a-hole boss hadn’t started a war!

Rubio says the goal now is to return the Strait of Hormuz back to the way it was: But our preference is for these straits to be opened to the way they're supposed to be open— back to the way it was—no mines in the water. Nobody paying tolls. That’s the goal.

@RonFilipkowski @joncoopertweets Shocked he didn’t have a cart there too.

At the WH physical fitness event today, Trump takes the kids outside to demonstrate his athletic ability with a little putting display. He misses every putt before giving up.

@BulwarkOnline He takes the freaking cart everywhere - even where it shouldn’t be. He doesn’t put in a quarter mile over 18 holes.

RFK Jr: "There's a lot of people who could probably do a 50-mile hike." Trump: "What about me? You didn't mention my name." RFK Jr: "This guy walks nine miles a day on a golf course every weekend, so he could do it in a breeze."

@Mollyploofkins Who says he lies all the time. He’s right, nobody can believe the $18 trillion numbe they gave us

Trump: "Our economy is roaring, factory construction is way up, consumer confidence is way up, business investment is more than triple compared that of just a short time ago. Nobody can believe it. And nobody can believe the $18 trillion number that we gave you."

@Acyn @MeidasTouch The other day it was to identify the bear.

Trump: I took three cognitive tests. They are hard. Many people in this room couldn’t ace them. The first question is you have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a what's another good, a squirrel, OK? Which is the squirrel?

@fakedansavage It’s a start though.

Not the obituary I want to read today... joemygod.com/2026/05/rudy-g…

@thatdayin1992 @Nach9636 And release the Epstein files.

The craziest thing about gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.50 in the US in just 6 weeks is that Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

@AnnieForTruth Gee maybe less plane trips to MAL would help the cause. Oh I forgot the Republican motto “only for thee, not for me.”

@atrupar Sure that’s not low quality, high cost????

Trump: "Starting next year every citizen will be able to go to TrumpIRA dot gov and sign up for a high quality, low cost IRA"

@Acyn Notice he didn’t tell you the answer. Because he was making it up as he was talking. What a POS.

Trump on cognitive test: These are tough questions. They say take a number, any number. I say ok, 99. Multiply it by 9. Divide it by 3. Add 4293. Divide by 2. Subtract 93. Divide by 9. What is your answer? I got it right. It was actually more complex than that.

@DougWahl1 Gonna be the pandemic shitshows all over again.

GUESS WHO IS GOING TO BE DOING THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFINGS Karoline Leavitt gave birth today. And the White House announced that Donald Trump and JD Vance will take over the press briefings until she gets back. Your Thoughts?

@EPierceTidwellI @EricGravesKMBC @kmbc Actually, downtown officially extends to 31st Street. It is not just the loop but Crossroads and south.

@EricGravesKMBC @kmbc How do you work as a reporter in Kansas City and not know where downtown is? Hospital Hill is not downtown. Downtown is on the other side of the Crossroads from where this building will be built.

NEW: Children’s Mercy is building a new $1 billion acute patient tower at its Adele Hall campus in downtown KC. CMH says there is increasing demand for “highly specialized pediatric care.” It’s the hospital system’s largest ever investment. @kmbc

@RpsAgainstTrump @mehdirhasan Yes they are different. Wonder what that offense might be??? Hmmm???

Q: In 2022, MAGA activist Jack Posobiec posted “86, 46.” He didn’t apologize or took it down like James Comey did. Will you prosecute him? Acting AG Todd Blanche: The FBI and the U.S. Attorney’s Office have been investigating the Comey matter for almost a year, and it resulted in a two-count indictment. I don’t know about Posobiec. Every investigation is different.

@AZ_Brittney @MAGACult2 I CUNT use just one word.

Describe Erika Kirk in one word. ✋

@jaketapper @Dumfukdetector Let’s check with the “Tone down the violence rhetoric” crowd on this.

A post from the president, 4:05 am ET today:

@Miriam2626 No MMA either

If it's so dangerous for Trump to leave the White House grounds that it justifies a taxpayer ballroom then let's stop the taxpayer funded golf excursions every week end!

@Acyn @RCdeWinter Well probably not. He’s too stupid to learn French.

A lot of jokes from King Charles tonight. “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”