J. Allen🇺🇸

@amandacvance Will be a shitty party 😂

Not sure why lettuce is so cheap right now- just stocked up for my World Cup party!

@keeanu_benton 21 today!

@JustJenRX @DemSocialists It’s a hemorrhoid bruh.

So trans Meatloaf claims he menstruates out his anus. THIS is who the @DemSocialists chose to replace Graham Platner?!!! WHAT ASS CLOWNS 🤡 …Literally.

@drsarah Smells like pancakes in VA

I can even smell it now. It is a very strong smell of burning maple trees and goose feathers.

@sophaller da best

@angertab getting mentioned on Fox and Lookner RN !

@aishahhasnie Wrong #

LEAVITT: Iran very much continues to talk to the U.S

@CrosbyMaxx Legend

MORE IS REQUIRED. 🦅🖤

@NancyMace @MikeBales 4am. I sleep in

@MikeBales Why aren’t you out of bed making your first cup of coffee at 3:30am like the rest of us?

After 55, you don’t “wake up early” — you join the elite 3:30 AM secret society and spend the morning silently judging everyone still in bed like the smug old bastard you are. 😖

@defense_civil25 Zzzzz

🚨Update: War of Words! Threats, threats and more threats. Next week we’ll start destroying everything in Iran. Next week, unless they surrender…..

@dkm14 always open LFG!

@libsoftiktok Kept the headphones on….didnt miss a beat 😂

Five black women in DC were caught on camera breaking into a Chick-Fil-A and destroying the restaurant. Police are asking for the public's help in identifying the suspects. Internet, do your thing! You can contact the DC police here: 202-727-9099

@defense_civil25 @catturd2 Gored-ie

@catturd2 Should we call him Buffalo Bill?

LOL - glad the legend is going to be okay.

@MOSSADil Extra cake for me 😂

🇮🇱 ISRAEL ELIMINATES HAMAS POLICE COMMANDER IN JABALIYA STRIKE Israel carried out a targeted airstrike on a Hamas police post in Jabaliya, northern Gaza, reportedly killing at least seven Hamas police officers. Among those killed was Mohammad Salem, commander of the Jabaliya refugee camp police, holding a rank equivalent to Chief Superintendent.

@minimoofrmlife2 @__bostonbruins 🤣

@__bostonbruins Lazy mother fuckers hating on ICE...go dye your fucking locks again. 😆

as always: f u c k ice

@sheetz Big glizzy pimpin

Lunch called. It wants you to dream bigger.

@sheetz Straight to the sheetz

Asheville - what spot should we hike after work?

@RamTrucks When is it available?

This isn’t a reboot. It’s a 777 hp resurrection. Introducing the new Ram 1500 SRT® TRX. LFG!!! 🦖🔥😈 youtu.be/GR6_fm-vbIc

@RamTrucks when can I buy the new super bee 777 truck?

@GovTimWalz You are out to lunch

Americans are once again watching in horror as Trump’s lawless federal agents took another life - this time in Maine. We must seek accountability and justice and an end to this madness.