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I’m just gonna reply with this GIF to every news story until the end of time. Incomprehensible Covid policy? You’re covered. More Brexit bollocks? Sorted. Adam Driver is the new host of Mastermind? Of course.

Gianmarco Tamberi's celebrations are always iconic 📸🇮🇹

🥇 𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐈 𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀: 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎!!!!!! Impresa memorabile a Budapest: Gianmarco Tamberi trionfa ai Mondiali con 2,36 nel salto in alto e conquista l’unico oro che mancava alla sua sensazionale collezione 🥇 🥇 🥇 🥇 🥇

Record-setting wildfires in Canada’s western province of British Columbia are expected to push more people out of their homes this week irishtimes.com/world/canada/2…

youtu.be/-4BRe0ZKTAc #SAGAFTRAstrike #belikeSean

US Border and Customs: your border app says 70 minutes crossing time - which is bad enough - but we’ve been here 95 minutes so far and it looks like another hour until we get through. Why is your app so wrong? @CBP #PacificCrossing #USCanadaBorder

@DHLCanadaHelp You screwed up DHL and I will not stop trying to contact you until you make this right. So where the hell is my package RIGHT NOW?!

@DHLCanadaHelp You came to my door. I was home. You did not even ATTEMPT to call and then drove away with my package saying I was not home. I WORK AT HOME. I am here all day evgery day. I want my package now. What are you going to do about it? Cannot get through to a human on your phone either!

Hello, we are done for the day. We will be back tomorrow morning at 9am EST. Good Night! ^CS

@DHLCanadaHelp Your card says Weds for redelivery. I want my package NOW. At the very least I want it first thing tomorrow morning. WHY did your driver not even bother to use our answerphone to call my apartment. Pure laziness. I will not recommend DHL ever to anyone.

Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

@topdawgnate @VeryBadLlama @linusgsebastian @luke_lafr Yes!! And the flowchart Linus used. 😂😂😂 My girlfriend and I were cracking up on the couch watching. Lmfao 😂

On this day 6 years ago THE Nine Inch Nails performed at the Roadhouse in Twin Peaks. Oh, and this other stuff happened in New Mexico.

Prigozhin and Putin don't care about bloodshed. Not about Russians, not about Ukrainians or anyone else. They care about money and the power to keep it. If they made a deal, it will last only as long as the money does.

It's a mafia, not a state, and they will walk back or swallow anything that is profitable. Infighting rarely is. This also exposes the stupidity of saying Putin needs off-ramps or to save face in Ukraine. He's a dictator, and can make up anything he wants.

Imagine amassing disgusting amounts of wealth and influence just to thoroughly embarrass yourself like this

I’m invading Moscow

Whatever happens to Putin, at least he got Brexit done.

If you are a LGBTQ+ youth and acceptance is not something you find at home, remember that home can be the future. It can be the people you haven't met yet who will love you as you are. Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

I have adapted the scientific method per the latest developments in podcast science. References: Rogan, S., Musk, E., & Kennedy, R. (2023). “Debate Me Bro: Reconceptualizing science as an attention-seeking testosterone contest.” Journal of Doubt Profiteering, 1(1), 1-2.

@kathinsweden Hello anxious person from another anxious person 😘