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@MyJRA @CityofJoburgZA @CoJ_RegionE @_ArriveAlive @DadaMorero @GPDRT_ @JoburgMPD @CRUM_CoJ @CoJTransport Thanks for doing good work, please could you repair the damaged turning circle and surrounding tar at cnr Athol Street and Rosen Street outside Waverly Girls High School

We are also refreshing faded road markings along Van Der Linde Rd, Orchard Rd, and surrounding streets in Bramley View. #JoburgRoads

We are on the ground in Norscot, Sandton, clearing stormwater drain blockages along Dias Crescent. @CityofJoburgZA @CoJ_RegionE #JoburgRoads

@CityofJoburgZA please can you open up the CPMS portal, the delays in approving plans delays development of the City, delays job creation

hi @Jonathan_Witt would you happen to have any literature on statins that you can suggest? I am seeking an alternative viewpoint.

@CityPowerJhb hi it seems there is an outage Mansion Street, Glenhazel. Looks to be the substation on Mansion Street

@City_Ekurhuleni hi how do i get hold of the Boksburg council?i cannot get hold of Mr Aubrey Langa

@MyJRA @CrumRegionB @CRUM_CoJ @CityofJoburgZA @_ArriveAlive @GautengProvince @GPDRT_ @JDA_joburg @Bertha23206554 @MMCKennyKunene @DadaMorero Hi, why do you excite yourself over tiny jobs you guys achieve?. We have a set of traffic lights that have not been functioning for a year cnr Van Reenens and Woodmead Dr, accidents have occurred and yet you do nothing

#JoburgServices #JoburgUpdates #RegionalOperations 📸 Reinstatement repair in Rosebank on Jan Smuts Avenue, Region B. @CrumRegionB @CRUM_CoJ @CityofJoburgZA

@CityofJoburgZA @CityPowerJhb Hi there,i hope you can assist. a substation in Mansion rd, glenhazel has been expropriated by a vagrant. my concern is for the life and safety of the dweller. could @CityPowerJhb please safely remove the person and fence off the subbie?. #concerned

thanks @capeunionmart for repairing my @DeuterUSA hiking bag which @FlySafair destroyed, having offered very little apology, and requested i read their T's&C's. #custormerservice is all that really counts these days

@Jonathan_Witt proper made my day

Live feed from John Steenhuisen’s office right now:

@CityofJoburgZA @JoburgMPD imagine if there are no robots?well i need not imagine, the intersection of Van Reenens and Woodmead Dr haven't had robots for about a year. What's your problem, you talk a big game, install a set please.

🚨 Skipping robots? Think twice! The dangers are real, and no one is above the law. Every action has consequences, and it's crucial to respect our automated systems for a safer future. Let's work together to ensure we follow road rules responsibly! @JoburgMPD . #SaferJoburg ^MR

@Lebona_cabonena I went to get previously approved building plans from council. The lifts haven't functioned for a week, and i am told none of the staff want to walk the stairs, too daunting @GaytonMcK @CityofJoburgZA

We don't blame enough the people involved in that touch rugby game where Wayde Van Niekerk tore his ACL.

Who taught anyone to begin an email with 'Trust you are well'. it's unnecessary fluff

Can you okes @ComradesRace please stop shortening the race

@PicknPay norwood, howsit, just a customer service suggestion-if on a sunday, or any day for that matter and the waiting time for a trolley to be paid for is more than 7 minutes, please open up the 'closed' tills.

@Jonathan_Witt gives new meaning to the word 'member'

Yes, this is exactly what happened.

Us: What’s with men in women’s change rooms? @VirginActiveSA: They’re women if they say so! Us: That’s not how biology works “health club” VA: We’re just being trendy and don’t care about the safety of your wives/daughters Us: Unacceptable VA: You’re mean, we’re leaving X!

how many okes cold plunged today?

@Jonathan_Witt I was banned from the year-end function. Thanks goodness

Never lost my “ideological bullshit” as Anthony Fauci would say. Paid a heavy price for that. Regret nothing.

@gregisenberg @RomanCabanac bring back the fax, for fax sake

The anti-smartphone movement will be one of the biggest movements of our time. It's just getting started...

@FlySafair Thanks for responding. I need this complaint to go higher than management please.

@russianbearhunt Hi, we apologise for the damage on your bag. Please DM us your booking reference, name and surname on the booking so we can escalate to the baggage department. -AP

@FlySafair Hi I would like to escalate a complaint for a damaged, now defunct Deuter Hiking backpack, on your flight FA254 JHB to George to a person with authority