Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

BOOK GIVEAWAY! On 13 Feb 1997, nearly 5m bits of Lego fell into the ocean when a cargo ship was hit by a huge wave. To mark the occasion, we’re giving away 2 copies of our book Adrift, a voyage into the lingering legacy of a cargo spill. To enter, just like and retweet this post

To celebrate the wonderful @CatheriNewman appearing on @BBCWomansHour this morning, we are giving away three copies of her gorgeous debut novel, We All Want Impossible Things 🍋 Follow, like and RT to win, UK addresses only. Giveaway closes midnight on Sunday. Good luck! 💛

January. The worst.

@Rob_Madge_02 This is so lovely! Thank you for sharing today 😍🎄

18 years ago. Season’s greetings to you all. May you be blessed with love and a family that’s as supportive as this fairy godfather’s was.

@LibbyPageWrites Needn’t be spendy, just the nice ones you really like

@LibbyPageWrites Nice face and hand cream mmm

Tell me, what small, inexpensive things do you do to cheer yourself up when you're feeling low? I feel the need for a few small comforts right now. So far I have hot chocolate, lighting lots of candles and having a bath on my to-do-list.

@KerryAGodliman Happy birthday! Was this the lido - in November?!

@lottyburns Can you rearrange the meeting?

I have a horrible HR meeting this morning (they want to change my contract), but yet have had no sleep, a baby with what I think is chicken pox and a banging head. I am in the worst mood (feel really close to losing my temper) and can see myself struggling today!

“Tis the season for a giveaway! Like and retweet to WIN a copy of our new book Supertato: Presents Jack and the Beanstalk! TWO lucky winners will be selected at lunchtime on Monday 7th November. thumb not included @simonkids_uk @suehendra/@PaulLinnet”

@adamhillscomedy Now you need a new starter word!

Wordle 502 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Always wanted one of these.

This chap appears lost on Woodbourne Avenue London Streatham #lostcat #streatham

Lettuce, shantay you stay. Liz Truss. You will always have these 45 days of history and chaos. Thank you for the comedy. Sashay, away.

My show is in the West End. This is just wild. I am so beyond grateful for this. Feeling proud of little Rob - ya did it! 😭

Who’s playing Chancellor tonight? Ffs, Downing Street really needs to get some swings.

@bramblyhedge_ So did I!!!

If only emails had decorated envelopes! A Letter Writing set from simpler times in 1982 #ThrowbackThursday

@CapitalOne hello! Someone has given my email address for their Capital One card. How do we resolve this please?

BRIXTON/LONDON 📣 I found this picture by Jebb Avenue/Brixton Prison bus stop. Must've slipped out of a wallet. It looks very precious and I imagine whoever lost it on their travels will be devastated. Can we do that thing? Retweet, share, reunite owner and photograph?

As a Doctor, I know that a lot of my patients ailments are in the mind. They are lonely. I arrange appointments to 'match make' those who I think will get on. I keep them waiting so they have chance to 'meet' in the waiting room. 20 years and 6 marriages. Call me Cilla.

@CBeebiesHQ This has made my day week month year!!! Looks great - may let the children watch too… 😁

How many times did you sing Supertato? Coming to CBeebies this month! 🎉 #Supertato