Richard

@GithubProjects Segfault

Scare a developer with one word.

@ouvessvit Have you met the people that develop them? I'm not at all surprised :-)

I will be forever surprised by how flaky airline websites are

@ouvessvit Screw the pipeline ;-)

Between a pipeline that was supposed to return No Changes and instead plans *this*, and a friend who sends you 27! messages on a Tuesday, which one do you tend to first? 👀

X? ‘Ex’ more like lol! 🔄25k 🩷112k

I will die on the hill that RTO hurts families with young children the most — and mothers above all when mom is still the default caregiver. Don’t make people choose between their kids and their careers.

Can we please go back to numbered versions for tech? I don't want to have to remember if Dolphin Lake came after Yosemite Falls or Jade Mountain. Just give me numbers that go up please.

The rot starts at the top. If there is one thing I have learned running a company, it's that you don't get to blame the people who are doing their jobs. Their job is their job. The system is your job. If the system is turning out shitty fruit, that's on you.

@fesshole My dad is called Dave 🙃

My husband talks to the actresses while he's watching porn and it's the most cringe thing ever. Just shut up and wank, Dave.

@greateranglia what's with the tiny train? 0656 from Rye House :-)

@greateranglia hey - why no post about the cancelled 0618 from Rye House?

Come and see the incredibly talented @fhvln play the sublime Korngold Violin Concerto with us this evening at St Martin's. Tickets here: ticketsource.co.uk/booking/t-qjkv… We're also playing @JeanJCSibelius Symphony #1 - which might be the best first symphony ever written!

Google's new AI search results are having quite the week. Here's a thread with some of my favorite answers:

Feels like they’ve got to the bit in Jenga when you have no idea how it’s still staying up and whichever piece you choose will make it collapse so you just say ‘ah fuck it’ and kick the whole thing across the room.

@ECWilsonWriter 44 this yeah and definitely yes :-)

Q: for all Do you know who "Muttley" is and if I said someone 'Muttle-style' laugh, would you know what that meant... If so, could you please let me know if you are in the 20-30, 30-40, 40-50, 50-60 age rage... It's for a thing... 😉 #AmEditing #AmWriting #WritingCommunity

Well done @AmazonBusiness I bet you don't get many complaints!!!

On these grounds alone I urge you to buy this book.

Captain Blackadder would like a word.

@ouvessvit Sounds like an excellent reason for him to be an ex

Memory is such a fun thing. I just remembered how in 2011 my ex gave me a bottle filled with vodka and apple juice when I was super thirsty during a uni athletic competition and I drank quite a bit before realising (yes, brain is weird). I thought I was dying and he just laughed

@LevParikian Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. You see?

Slo-mo bee

@LevParikian That's bloody marvellous. #doffscap

I had a huge stash of wild garlic and it’s been kidnapped. Bastards. All is not lost, though. They left a ramson note.