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Why the fuck is israel part of EUROvision? They're in the middle east.

@TheRightOne_ @interesting_aIl Nah that’s just you being afraid of coming out of the closet.

@interesting_aIl Men don’t want to see women acting like dudes. Hope that helps.

New Zealand’s female firefighters gathered together to make a calendar for charity The calendar sold out in just over a day, raising a total of $100k for breast cancer research

@SimplyVision_ @pubity @bobacola

@pubity @bobacola Here me out... - Get 1 male and 3 female monk seals ( total of 1497 left). - Force them to mate and reproduce in a controlled environment (20 new monk seals). - Population increases 😒😒😒

A 37 year-old man is being federally investigated after throwing a rock at a monk seal, an endangered species with only around 1,500 seals left. He got beaten up by locals and quickly fled Hawaii.

> Hantavirus spreads among rats > Israelis are now contracting it

@Enxacc @remarks

@remarks Again? Haha, you don’t fool me like you did during the COVID-19 pandemic, mate.

JUST IN: 🇮🇱 Israel confirms its first case of hantavirus.

“Israel confirms its first case of hantavirus”

@aboutsaez @DramaAlert Are you retarded?

@DramaAlert Why, isn't that what that sport is about? he won that's it for the other guy bad luck

Raja Jackson has cut a plea deal after assaulting Syko Stu, he will be on probation for 2 years and will be in prison for 90 days.

@JeffBezos Motherfucker how many more fucking ads are you gonna cram in a one hour tv show episode? Aren’t you already fucking rich enough you piece of shit

@FrozenOptimist @radio_research You can just run it on a VM

@radio_research Yeah I'd buy a crappy laptop for 100$ bucks and see whats on there. No chance I'd stick that in my personal computer.

My colleague received this in the mail- unfortunately throwing it out before we could see what’s on it.

I think this whole family needs to be euthanized

@SpenceRogers @ArmyRecognition

@ArmyRecognition Is it stealth?

US Navy's first representative MQ-25A Stingray tanker drone completes first flight

@d_foubert Block it with what? Milei's ghost dog? 🤣

Now Argentina 🇦🇷 is going to block this and the whole world economy is fucked.

If I had it my way, you’d wear that goddamn hat everywhere the rest of your pecker sucking life.

@NiallStanage Hahahaha this is your legacy @tim_cook

Trump's 'tribute' to Tim Cook: "I was very impressed with myself to have the head of Apple calling to 'kiss my ass.'"

@SteelyDannnnnn @JensenHourly It’s probably for you.

@JensenHourly They should really stop the middle finger thing, it got cringe and overused

@LangmanVince x.com/LangmanVince/s… hmmmmmmmmm 🤔

Does anyone still believe anything this clown has to say about anything?

@tim_cook Good riddance, you were the worst thing that ever happened to this company.

We’re proud to share the progress we’re making in our efforts to protect the planet, including our highest-ever use of recycled material in our products. apple.com/newsroom/2026/…

@bayraktar_1love 🥒

🥖Russian drone operator base destroyed by AASM HAMMER airstrike from MiG-29

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.