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The doctor just asked this little old lady if she’s allergic to anything and she replied ‘men’ 😭😭😭 gal I feel ya

Why are your insta recommended followers always your ex from your early 20s and random people you’ve met on nights out 😂😂😂

Flying home mid holiday for your friends wedding is serious commitment best pal award goes to me x

I’ve tasted a relationship, a situationship, and casual dating. I highly recommend travelling.

Party girl era is back in full swing but I might die from this hangover

"she's a lot" yeah and you're a little and that's the whole problem isn't it

Men love a smart and intelligent woman until she uses her brain to decode his behavior patterns and bullshit.

This weather is gorgeyyy ☀️🫶🏻

I need some chaotic single friends bc all mine are happily wifed and how boring is that x

Break ups don’t make me want to cut my hair off they make me want to move abroad again 😂😂😂

if i'm not ur fav girl in the world stop contacting me

i can’t wait to have a bf that lets me be the gf i’m tired of being a big dawg

@bendavy85 Hahaha I’m doing alright 🤭!! What about you?

@rxch_xx Yeah i’m ok, still smashing it at work etc ?

Idk why but being called mysterious is such a compliment 😭 thank u that’s what i am to be

@bendavy85 Always 💃🏼 are you?

@rxch_xx Welcome babe 😁 you well ?

@bendavy85 Thanks darling 😭😭

@rxch_xx You nail it Rach 🤣

@JessieBooth_1 It does indeed 😭

@rxch_xx Probably because your mind works at 1000 miles an hour?

Why does social media tell me I’ve got ADHD everyday 😭😭

My sister has put me under strict instructions not to be feral tomorrow but I think she’s about to see my top form yet 🫡🫡

✨The comeback is always better than the setback ✨

Our neighbours cat has decided I’m his new cat mum and won’t let me in the house without him 🤣 what do I do