Ryan Doolittle

#michaelshannon is awesome for doing this. Go see his movies.

they would have walked the fuck out of the mile in gym class

Philly being Philly. "F around and find out"

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!

Lance Armstrong’s skullduggery means I have to dig too deep for a cycling reference. “Greg LeMond” doesn’t have the same name ID.

One of my favorite Onion articles

Rick Steves: There was a handful of people who opposed Hitler, refused to do the proper salute, to kiss his ring; these are the Kinzingers, the Liz Cheneys, and the Mitt Romneys…of the German democracy in 1932…

History is going to one day make us feel ashamed for this era in America, but if history could hurry up a bit that would be great

Can someone please give @NuestroPAC $30,000 so I can text this to every Puerto Rican voter in Pennsylvania secure.actblue.com/donate/nuestro…

The most powerful message to young men in the entire campaign

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

Did you hear that round of applause? I started it.

Grammarly tried to correct the U.S. Constitution. I guess it never hurts to proofread one last time.

Sorry to call so late, but I forgot to wish you a happy start to Q4.

My seven-year-old asked for a dictionary this week. We went to the bookshop today to buy one. She walked home hugging it, pausing every so often to look up a word, grinning as though she had been given a book of spells, the key to wonders.

The Hunt for Rent October.

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night

Is there a name for the time between 4am-7am where you wake up for a wee, then start thinking about how you don’t like it when Tom Hiddleston dances and then you end up worrying about the end of democracy and that no one likes you and then you doze for 30min? What’s that called?

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment