Ryan J. Horner

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@LindseyGrahamSC Ok, Bubbles

Today, the Supreme Court reaffirmed what the overwhelming majority of Americans already know: freedom of speech and biological reality matter.   What a breath of fresh air. Well done.

PHOTOS: Lindsey Graham vacationing at Disney World amid shutdown 📸tmz.com/2026/03/29/lin…

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..

Trump: I don't want a stupid person being president, you know, I'll say it right now. I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test. I took it 3 times. It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people. It wasn't hard for me

Really seems like this is just occurring to him for the first time

Should I be proud this exists? Not sure. But if annoys Kid Rock let's post it. - RS

@tommylang1630 President David Palmer from 24

Who are some of your favorite presidents? I’ll start…

Happy National Iowa Day! I’m so proud to call this state home and honored to serve as your governor!

It shouldn’t be hard for Ashley Hinson to condemn Donald Trump’s post depicting the Obama’s as apes. But that would require her to have an ounce of political courage.

I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room

@WSI_YouTube I love your videos. Would love to see the top WWE Revisionist History moments!

@BillMelugin_ @FoxNews You going to see if he volunteers at a food bank or homeless shelter too? How dare someone give back to help the underserved... the outrage!

UPDATE: Judge Schiltz statement to @FoxNews: “I have donated for many years to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota.  I have also donated for many years to Mid-Minnesota Legal Aid.  I believe that poor people should be able to get legal representation.”

NEW: @FoxNews has learned that Patrick J. Schiltz, the Minnesota federal judge who is threatening to hold ICE Director Todd Lyons in contempt of court & is ordering him to appear in court on Friday, appears in a 2019 list of donors & volunteers for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota, an organization that provides free legal advice and representation for illegal immigrants. Judge Schiltz was appointed by President Bush in 2006.

AOC: "How rich is it that she is saying showing up to the scene of a protest with a legally owned weapon should be grounds for a person's death, execution at the hands of the state, by the same party and administration that praises Kyle Rittenhouse."

@atrupar Targeted murder

Fox News is defending feds killing another Minnesotan: "They are literally enforcing the law. These are targeted interactions, these are targeted operations. They are simply doing their jobs."

@LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS You guys are a fucking embarrassment

I’m honored to be with President Trump and his team at the Davos World Economic Forum as @POTUS laid out a bold vision for our common defense. Bottom line: Europe needs to up its game and help deter aggression. President Trump can be their best friend but he’s not going to tolerate unreliable allies. As to Little River native @SecScottBessent, I’ve never been more proud as a South Carolinian to watch what he’s doing to help President Trump change the world. I grew up in Central and Scott grew up in Little River. Between the two towns, there’s not enough to pack a high school football stadium. Not bad for the Palmetto State.

Noem: We're just so thankful that we have a president that is determined to make sure that the laws are applied equally to everyone.

Incontrovertible proof the administration's account of Renee Good's shooting is a lie nytimes.com/2026/01/15/vid…

@RachelBitecofer The Dems are the chronic peopleasers who think they can make everyone happy all the time. In reality the GOP walks all over them. Act like a doormat, get treated like one.

All the old rules have to be thrown out. Seniority can no longer be the main factor in choosing committee and party leadership. We need flamethrowers who are boss at comms, not institutionalists that are good at procedure. And a daily press sec giving daily briefings!!!

@atrupar Gross

Trump: "Hi Laura. Boy, you are something. What spirit you have. Laura Loomer. Thank you honey. You know, she can be a little nasty, but to me she's always nice."

Here's the latest @nytimes analysis of all videos of the Renee Good shooting. A millisecond by millisecond breakdown makes clear the White House version is completely false: The ICE agent was not run over, and Good was driving away when she was killed. nytimes.com/2026/01/15/vid…