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@maxandpaddyline @loiswrestxx

Cba man #twitterclarets

Anne Frank when she heard a German accent

The real Ibiza final boss

His slogan is: "I am the captain now!"

Went to my mates last night, drank six cans of Heineken and watched every episode of Pheonix Nights. Basically just quoted it to each other. Fucking stunning male therapy

50 Cent posted this trailer to his instagram 😭

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #TwitterClarets

‘That tasted like someone dipped their asshole in it’ ‘I’m not trying to be funny but I know asshole… and it tastes like asshole’ @ yates york

That’s the worst barnet I’ve ever seen, nothing comes close. If the bad guy of lazy town had a sister

I don’t know the rules to handball but I’m pretty sure the keeper has to fight her now.

😂😂😂

What if Tresor has genuinely been injured and we've all just been arseholes this whole time?? #twitterclarets

Summary of my 2024- bitch’s be cray

Ronaldinho 🤝 the Clarets

@DavePickup92 @PrettyBukkake @EmilyBellexx @BonnieBlue_xoxo 299

@PrettyBukkake @EmilyBellexx @BonnieBlue_xoxo @ryansimps1 is the 271st guy in line I heard

The most amount of guys documented to attend a Bukkake is Fanta Sie with 213 loads,a world record. We’ve now hit 271! We’ll smash through the 300 mark!Want to be part of history & add your load? Follow the link for tickets! lybertine.com/events/chapter4 @EmilyBellexx @BonnieBlue_xoxo

These AI vids just keep getting better and better.

“His name was - PEANUT. And they killed him, Joe. Killed him like a dog. These are sick people, Joe, they’re sick people. And Peanut was totally innocent. But they killed him like it was nothing.”

im crying someone dressed up as Joe Biden and fell while trick-or-treating 😭😭 x.com/jimmylubetron/…