Ryan | Kraws

Howdy everyone! My name is Ryan Krause and I’m the DM for the comedic #dnd show @_UnlikelyHeroes — we just began our second season titled “Toy Store” which features the cast playing as nostalgic toys trying to save their store from going out of business! Check us out! 👁👅👁

My job is so satisfying. Panamera Sport Turismo 4S calipers refinished in a deep blue metallic with silver painted lettering.

I want @AesopRockWins to read me bedtime stories.

Observed May the 4th with some Yoda OG and the @FamilyGuyonFOX StarWars special.

@cvspharmacy Yep I’ll do that now

@ryanthedm Hi Ryan, we take your concerns seriously and would like to follow up to learn more. In order for our team to better assist, can you please DM us with your phone number and the CVS location? Thank you.

Hey @cvspharmacy — can you inform me as to why my Vyvanse capsules aren’t consistently filled? Y’all had me overdosing and having a hell of a month. I asked the pharmacist about it and she gave me the run around / told me incorrect information about the medication.

@JoshstraDaymus @TheDirtSlurp Mine is tomorrow — Y O L O

My wife is hosting a virtual 5K to raise money for Mental Health America Lancaster County through her business (@HopeNoted) — go sign up! hopenoted.com/hope-forward-5…

World’s most comfortable race seats, I swear.

Every time this GT3RS comes in I just want to nap in it.

We may be away from the mics — but if you want to keep up with your favorite cast members outside of Unlikely Heroes: DM Ryan - ( @ryanthedm ) Mike - ( @mike.wentz ) ((Instagram)) Rob - ( @RobDrivesCars ) Jenni - ( @jenni_wentz ) Thanks for understanding!

🚨Character Commissions Open🚨 Looking to have your PC drawn in this art style? I’m now accepting a handful of commissions to bring your #dnd toon to life! Pricing starts at $80 and can vary depending on complexity for the same style as below. Drop me a dm if you’re interested!

✨HOT OFF THE PRESS✨ S2E06: Down the Tubes “Where the tubes go, you’ll want to know.” 🚨Featuring an intro cameo by @talk2mewmike 🚨 Catch it anywhere podcasts are — or through our website links: UnlikelyHeroesShow.com #dnd #dnd5e

@tetototeda “YeT yOu DoN’t NeEd aN ID tO VoTe!¡”

Morning lovely people. I've been out battling the weeds in the front garden 😑

me: *depressed* ~takes daily ADHD med~ me: *d̷̤́̄͠e̶̡̹͆̒p̴̯̣̔̊r̷̯͔͒͝é̴̙̖s̴̨̅s̶̨̳̬̎ê̴̘̈́̕ḍ̶̯̈́̈*

The Witcher 3 switch port certainly struggles. (As most switch ports do) — but I’m big happy that they let you adjust the post-processing. It’s *definitely* set up to only look semi-decent in portable mode tho. The cloud save function made me get it. Worth it.

This pizza fuckin’ slapped.

I rarely do paint correction anymore, but the customer asked me to attempt wetsanding the worst scratches to decide if a repaint is necessary. Tried a “2 in 1” compound/polish — surprised at how low the swirl was for just one step. ✨ Swipe for satisfaction. ✨

@JohnFetterman is a National treasure.