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“stop wasting water! this kid needs it to survive!” chappell:

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan Security Guard:

@pavandavuluri You need the community to tell you not to show ads and useless AI slops?

The team and I have spent the past several months analyzing feedback from the community. What came through was the voice of people who care deeply about Windows and want it to be better. Read this blog post to learn more about what we're doing in response as we look to raise the bar on Windows 11 quality. Please keep the feedback coming, to help us shape the future of Windows together. blogs.windows.com/windows-inside…

If Hillary had won in 2016 would the proper plural be President Clintons, Presidents Clinton, or the third option Presidents Clintons

Can I put this in my resume? >~<

he’s not dead

No Iran, I don’t want to be the next Ayatollah

@kiruti Like an employee during or after?

Slept 4 hours yesterday like a Deloitte employee

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen... okaycanyouseeit?

Started reading Pretty Little Liars (originally published in 2006) and I’m five pages in and they’ve updated it to include a TikTok reference…do I DNF?

@Variety @ByClaytonDavis I heard some trash said the box office isn't enough though

"The numbers say Paul Thomas Anderson. History says it’s time for Ryan Coogler." @ByClaytonDavis explains why he's predicting #Sinners filmmaker Coogler to win the best director Oscar, which would make him the first Black director to win the prize. wp.me/pc8uak-1lH05D

@LeakerApple What else would a shitposter post about and end every tweet with 😂 or 🤯?

It's crazy that you can get a literal MacBook for cheaper than the base iPhone and people are still complaining about trivial things like the charging speed.

When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:

@WindowsLatest Lmao cope some more

Today, you're going to see reviews praising the MacBook Neo for its hardware, features, and even performance at this price point. Sure, the MacBook Neo has good hardware, and it's appealing to a certain group of consumers. It should worry Windows 11 OEMs, and they will likely step up their game in the mid-range lineup. But reviewers will go back to their premium, expensive devices after spending a few days with the MacBook Neo, and you'll be stuck with 8GB of RAM for the next several years. It doesn't matter how well macOS is optimized -- 8GB of RAM will start to feel slow when you use too many apps, keep multiple browsers open, or run heavier workloads. 8GB of RAM is EIGHT gigabytes at the end of the day. A laptop is an investment for years, and most of us don't buy one just to open a few browser tabs or use Office apps. If you care about specs, this laptop is not for you. At the same time, it's probably a great choice for younger students. If you really want to use macOS over Windows 11, you should ideally go for the base M4 model or consider a refurbished MacBook.

@TheGalox_ Okay, Asslicker, sure why not.

I’m convinced 90% of Windows haters have not used it I use it daily alongside MacOS, and both are as fast and smooth. I truly wouldn’t call either bad I’ll go further, even ChromeOS is good. The fact that it runs on my 2017 Samsung Chromebook Plus (4GB ram) well is incredible

@TMZ Dang, that’s so cool bother. Anyways, so when are you doing a memes collection of your founder in the Epstein Files?

😅 Our breaking story about Donna Kelce’s recent home renovations has the internet in shambles. Y'all are truly undefeated! Here are some of the best memes we’ve seen so far.

Them: “March is gonna be great!” Me

Bombing Iran to distract from the Donna Kelce home renovation