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@BleacherReport for like 10 full seconds i thought Brandon Clarke actually died and started wondering how nobody was talking about it yet 😭 social media has permanently damaged my brain

Brandon Clarke has died at 29 years old, the Grizzlies announced

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@1PropPlug All you “magnets in the ball” dumb fucks are definitely also liberals

I have a theory but I might go missing if I say it

@Flatulant_bryan @1PropPlug Fucking morons 😂

@1PropPlug Next you guys are gonna say there’s magnets in goal posts

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@ParlayScience McCollum not getting 20 I’m sorry

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@itsTseTse You spelled retard wrong

A man who chooses to stay with a woman while she’s pregnant with another man’s child is a real one

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good morning!!!!! admin is in a seemingly good mood today...

@madlizzy17 @NancyMace RetardLizzy

@NancyMace Oh Nancy, you're just jealous because he's a beloved governor and you'll never ever be a governor. And certainly not beloved.

Tim Walz told me he prepared for the hearing. Then couldn't answer a single question about his own state. And he calls himself "Governor."

@CallingOurShot You’re really… really not good at this 😂

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@Teeniiola I’ve seen better acting on the hub

A man who was caught with contraband on a plane turned out to be pulling a surprise for his girlfriend with a proposal. The girl, shocked that her boyfriend could do such a thing, wasn’t having it and kept asking why he would do that. The boyfriend, who knew it was all part of the plan, kept telling her to trust him because he could never do such. At the end, the officer brought out the ring, revealing it was all part of the proposal surprise. 💍

@GovTimWalz When are you going to be indicted?

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone. But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

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@ThePoniExpress Another extremely abysmal take from poni. You should list your account as parody/strictly satirical at this point

Rumor: This is a projected Penguins-Rangers trade for Pittsburgh's own Vincent Trocheck that's making the rounds: Penguins trade 2026 1st round pick 2027 2nd round pick Rutger McGroarty Prospect Bill Zonnon for Vincent Trocheck I would do that. Would you?

@bet365 how does your injury protection work for NBA?

@Its_ereko @karolineleavitt Shut up retard. You live in Africa

@karolineleavitt Glad someone's proud. Meanwhile, groceries up, rent up, Epstein files still down. But sure, the speech was great.

President Trump absolutely knocked it out of the park tonight. I am so proud to work for him, and so proud to be an American! 🇺🇸