Sam

Story from my friends recent flight out of SF

Never considered Mamdani having knees…

@agmudd @MaxMaaxMaaax Me too 😭

@MaxMaaxMaaax boy, were you at Kiki last night? because so was I…

Kiki’s in DC is getting… more straight this summer 😀

gag it

@Kai_C137 @BuzzCrave_ Not the legal name :/

@BuzzCrave_ Bro Wtf is clavicular??😭 After nine months you decided yeah "I'm gonna name this baby clavicular" dawg 😂😭

Clavicular and Kai Trump are reportedly dating.

This is so insane😭😭😭

EVERYBODY GET UP AND DANCE!

@MeatballChef @RapidReport2025 Why else don’t u want to

@RapidReport2025 Wow I didn't expect this as yet another reason to never want to go to Brazil but I'll add it to the list: Too stupid to tie a rope.

JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil

i think this year has taught me that i just wanna suck dick, watch film and listen to my favorite pop songs idgaf about a serious relationship

@RascalRhett1 @akafaceUS Not actually so crazy. If items are $3 apiece, 10 items deep, 5x5 grid that’s $750

@akafaceUS There wouldn't be 300 dollars in that vending machine even with a 200 dollar prostitute sitting in it. This whole post is bullshit.

These thieves had no idea they were getting charged.

Maybe i’m too woke but why is a 16 year old promoting alcohol

Desde que soy fan, no recuerdo una promo como la que estamos viviendo: Grindr, Kiko Milano, Absolut Vodka, corto en Tribeca, concierto en NY, actuación en final de la FIFA y más cositas que estarán por venir. Un regreso a la altura de una superestrella, la más grande, Madonna.

decided i’m gonna have a fun night

Madonna, girl, close your legs

Lowkey everything will work out in the end

@Momneedsalatte @BrowseHorror Totally agree.. I always wanted to work at one and just assumed they’d be around forever

@BrowseHorror I wish I knew it was going to be gone someday so I would’ve appreciated it even more. I miss blockbuster and family video so much 😭

im emotional

@MichaelGneJacbs @beyoncegarden Allll good 😊 I appreciate that Oreos aren’t for me but ik a lot of people love them!

@s_sam2023 @beyoncegarden I’m sorry, Sam. I don’t mean to yuck your yum.

this is literally how it feels talking to some people😭

@Dawnbeatzhard @MadonnaUltimate @AngelaragAngel She’s only 60 and hasn’t released an album since 2015…

@MadonnaUltimate @AngelaragAngel It’s almost like y’all don’t know who Janet Jackson is lol

you do understand that what madonna is doing at 67 has never been done before by anyone her age right ? and also how she's the living example that working out, being healthy and being active and doing what you love enable to do THIS at 67 !

@AArbaal82183 @269a0a @RevolverJerm The “letter” in question is a note from your doctor mandating your pet as an emotional support service animal A landlord legally cannot refuse at that point

@269a0a @RevolverJerm No it isn't. If a landlord doesn't want tenants to have pets, guess what? No pets.

no baby we got that Letter