Sam

@aaphelionn Change happens not at all and then suddenly. You’re doing great.

Two years and not much has changed. I'm still untethered without you.

@jgraydigital If you can’t win one way, good to ensure victory another.

Invented something the other day. “Fishing-off” When the fish aren’t biting so I start jerking off.

@Rose_Backyard Nothing like the intimate experience of throwing a ball down an alley to learn about someone.

I’d rather go bowling on a first date than a movie and fancy dinner.

@artemisgrl So healthy for the soul. Mandatory.

disappearing is good for the soul

@artemisgrl Worse ways to go!

the good life swallowed me whole

@musestoomuch In every economy!

high standards? in this economy?

@oliviahlawrence Looks spectacular

reading in the garden’s sunshine is revolutionary for actually focusing on a book ☀️

@Scrambledmegx Early from the Dance

Anyone have any book recommendations that will emotionally destroy me ??

@artemisgrl Pure savagery

charmer in the room, viper in the pit

@Demeter_Erinia Influencer

If lying was illegal… Which professions would fall first?

@drhingram Love that shirt!

I have a confession

@babyybeckz Then we’ll just take a grinder to the locks and cut em off

Men will lose their keys and be like “fuck sakes”

@pashedmotatos Except grasshoppers

I’m so sorry but mint flavored anything is terrible.

@jgraydigital Feel like I’ve been waiting all year for the holidays!

2 more showers till Christmas!

@musestoomuch Ooohhh this is very true

of all time the gap relationship discourse the one that is neglected the most is white noise vs silent sleeping preferences

@im_all_id From where I come from that’s top tier

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

We’re living in the lost era. 100 years from now no one will be restoring our safety razors or cars. Our things were made to break, not exist forever. It’ll all be buried like stone age tools.

@DownFrontArtist The motivation I needed. 💪

Don't give up your dreams go back to sleep.

@playmatejaylene Covid

𝕏 USED TO BE FUN 😭 WHEN DID EVERYONE GET SO SERIOUS?! 😭

@GreenIsWorn Freaking Field Notes is magnificent

current pocket journal, pretending to be a westerner