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Luka Madik
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Luka Madik
@sackisserving
Bengals pessimist, Reds optimist. Chronic Over-Indulger. Someone keeps pissing my pants
Katılım Nisan 2014
417 Takip Edilen317 Takipçiler
@salbertMVP Tito world series winner, friedl double today, trevino double today, the rest can go
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@BRWalkoff @TimKellySports Rhett lowder!!?? Sal Steward might win NL MVP, let alone ROY.
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Don't know what your sorry ass did last night, but I sunk my teeth into the top 1% of vaginas.
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson
This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.
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@bryan_johnson Bryan having Oral Sex with Kate!? I know you had her screaming! Is Kate a #squirter or is she #creamteam?
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The entirety of my girlfriends dental school prom will learn the sexy dexy and the dark side of alcoholism tonight.
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@ZachDoran4 @JustBB_Media @Clay_sno @PeterAppel23 @AramLeighton8 glass half empty guy i see. Elly and sal are our entire offense. If dolo and greene come back, we only need 2.5 bats to win 90 games.
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Which hot starts around the league will hold up over the course of the season?
Peter and Aram run through the hottest starts in baseball and put them to the test — Buy or Sell.
All that and more on the latest Just Baseball Show!
Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=g_ANHH…
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@munnygetter9000 just wanna let you know that was me. I don't hold it against you! I just wanna know why you kept asking me if big yahu was watching
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The #Reds 4 regular outfielders:
TJ Frield: .153
Spencer Steer: .181
Will Benson: .178
Noelvi Marte: .143
A grand total of 1 HR and 4 RBIs between them. But 44 strikeouts.
Get rid of all 4 of them.
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claude make me a joe burrow, chase burns, tee higgins, sal stewart, and denver pioneers mens hockey highlight reel with Alice in Chains in the background. Make no mistakes.
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Sack over-indulged last night. Sack might over-indulge again tonight.
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Easter Sunday. Reds Sweep. Project Hail Mary matinee. Pizza and beer in 70 degree weather. That's just baseball right there.
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God I feel terrible. Someone must have poisoned the 14 beers and two edibles I consumed last night.
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Wearing my WVU polo in a bar in Cincinnati, some dude walks in sees it starts singing country roads. Looked up and it’s fucking pac man jones lmao
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Joe Burrow
Chase Brown
Ja’Marr Chase
Tee Higgins
Brandon Aiyuk
Isaiah Likely
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate
Isaiah Likely is set to become a free agent after this season, so this Mark Andrews’ extension indicates that Likely is probably going to be allowed to test the open market and find a new team in free agency. Many had thought he’s the future at the TE position.
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For those of you looking for their names and occupations:
T Left:
Zac Taylor
Head Coach, Cincinnati Bengals
T Right:
Mike Brown
Owner, Cincinnati Bengals
B left:
Al Golden
Defensive Coordinator, Cincinnati Bengals
B Right:
Lamar Jackson
Quarterback, Baltimore Ravens
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I know drake queer ass was shaking buns after that bases loaded homer
MLB@MLB
Birthday Drake pulled up to the World Series 💯
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