Sad

Got here after dinner was served. Can't hear the presentations over the roar of my stomach.

They replaced my green badge with a red one. Nobody talks to me anymore.

@thegraciephase it's the only glimmer of sunshine in my life

Asked "who's seen ads?"...only 1 audience member raised his hand. Guess those integration tests have some holes in coverage.

Typed 'kill' into the terminal instead of the powerpoint. Whoops...goodbye cassavary

Hey @noahlt, just found an android bug in switching between accounts.

They are executing bad jobs. #fuck

My project is all about isolation. It's the beginning of the end.

Wait now the meso slave has 2 executors

One of the slaves has an executor. Sorry bro.

Craig Newmark heard about my summer project...gonna go hide under a rock now. #longlivepadmapper

My dog misheard hadoop as "go poop". Gonna go wash the rug now. =/

My manager won't let me open source my summer project. Proprietary licenses ruin everything. :(

Wish I could be coding right now instead of surreptiously tweeting on stage.