website user?!?

in the off chance you came from a reply expecting, y'know, tweets, I'm sorry but I'm not funny enough to post

@Shieldfeist @creepydotorg cfcs!???? what decade are you in???

@creepydotorg So, how did they come by ice blocks? Strong Ice Block - Industrial ice machine ( CFCs and HCFCs harmful to the ozone layer) - Electricity - Fossil Fuels ( coal, gas) = Carbon emissions. They are not just stupid, they are inherently stupid, but at least they get paid.

German climate activists stood on melting blocks of ice with ropes around their necks, warning that “time is running out.”

@appleboness @NewEngOfficial @capn_cooks the first one is only harmed by the "LITERAL EDITION" on the box. other than that its really good

@NewEngOfficial @capn_cooks there's genuinely so many of them where if you're an outsider you can barely parse what the original middle panel(s) were supposed to be because the punchline is overall fine by itself

reading old penny arcade and ctrl+alt+del strips and the big thing i noticed is that they both usually make the exact same jokes but tim buckley has zero idea how to deliver a punchline. in this one he blurts it out in the first panel making the other panels entirely pointless

@SZPDfakecel @IrishPatri0t upgrade imo

@IrishPatri0t Polish People's Republic vs. Republic of Poland (post-1989)

Is it a hot take to say I prefer the desaturated versions of the Russian and Ukrainian flags from the early 90s?

@JohnIVSobieski @numbertalker @HazelAppleyard i guess. but surely even if thats the case a landmark like a fallen tree is wayyy more likely to have had someone stand on it, right?

Intuitively, it feels like if the tree was fallen over so that the branch was touching dirt, most people would say it counts for being dry land in the same way standing on the roots would be. I don't think it's clear that the tree incidentally still standing means the branch method wouldn't count.

… NO??

@nikicaga how did water use become the big thing when the electrocity use is like a million billion times worse of a problem

People have no sense of scale here One burger is equivalent to ~125 000 text LLM prompts!

@25YearsAgoLive @thecatsaysmooo looking like a scam and being a scam are different things

@thecatsaysmooo Today’s sponsor did not sell or offer any product. It is a discussion forum.

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@JohnIVSobieski @numbertalker @HazelAppleyard not dry land surely

@numbertalker @HazelAppleyard Climbing a 100 year old tree and standing on a branch was my thought to safely do this, if it counts.

@JeremiahDJohns i cant believe its not more negative

Lot of interesting nuggets here, but it's mildly amusing that trans people are not the group with the most positive views on trans people.

@FactoryQuack @kipthekelly @jonnysocialism how

@kipthekelly @jonnysocialism Fun fact: 300 million people can make it happen any time they want

pulling my car over and walking into the first building I see when it happens

@CzarOfLiberty @jdcmedlock no i think he's talking about the great depression of 1929 you must be thinking if a different one

@jdcmedlock You mean the depression caused by federal reserve injection into the economy which caused people to withdraw their investments? That depression? The depression that the federal reserve was supposed to prevent? That depression?

Bad news for anyone who put a ton of money under their mattress in 1913 and then didn’t earn any labor or capital income for a hundred years

@jiffy_draws @bnuuysu now we're talking

@bnuuysu She'll get on injections and become a bratty HSTS transexual that listens to Azalea Banks

Had no idea just how awful transfem twitter was till I posted this

@MistaBlizzard @wariocolosseum this is like definitional blob skin in what world is this in the middle

@wariocolosseum I'm somewhere in the middle :P

why do 2/3rds of the avatars here look like variations of the same idea

@PAINT_B3LL @Bowlboy222Again 9 💔💔💔

@Bowlboy222Again You make me feel like a degenerate who never leaves his house since I recognize 5 people here

I genuinely don't know a single character here tf fandoms are you in

@ZaVileBob single player friendslop

Why

@famouscrooner72 @25YearsAgoLive it takes like 2 seconds to find this account posting about atrocities done by the idf to palestinians

@25YearsAgoLive fuck you zio subhuman

Taco Bell announces a promotion to coincide with the re-entry of the Russian Mir space station. The company tows a large target out into the Pacific Ocean and announces that if the target is hit by a piece of the Mir, every person in the United States will get a free taco.

@kwattsgolden @corbinsupremacy @USA_Polling "in nyc" yeah?????? do you want to poll how popular he is in canada????

@corbinsupremacy @USA_Polling In NYC. Check how he's doing with the black population.

Thinking about how Mamdani mogged Cuomo twice in five months

@CBTwizard @femmenote the 💯 remaining is incredible

@aptorian1 @Hezbolsonaro i think gaving north korea on the oppression side is fair actually they do a lot of that

@Hezbolsonaro also having both North Korea and Iran on the oppression side is just so dumb and just shows a complete lack of any historic and material analysis

only two of the things on the left are real

@FreonCat you snooze you lose

8:13 PM (The Screening Pt.12)

@SooyCoffee ok

If u see this reply pls