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@SNEVKZTV @fesshole I’m sure when I did geography at school, there was a particular name for a road, river and railway all at the same location. Whenever I mention it, all I get is blank looks?

@fesshole As a secondary school geography teacher. This is not the worst thing I've been asked.

I cried when the geography teacher laughed me. Asking how an island as big as Britain floats on the sea is a reasonable question.

@jamesgardenman @fesshole Or up chimneys…..I have a chimney that needs sweeping😆

@fesshole Some people are too stupid for school and should be sent straight to the mines.

@JonjoOday @fesshole I closed my account at Lloyds a few years back……2p😆

@fesshole Have £2.59 in Nationwide Internet account. They keep sticking a few pence in interest on it but I lost the password 20 years ago and it’s embarrassing to ask to withdraw it.

I have taken great pleasure for 43 years at getting monthly statements for a Nationwide account, which was in effect never used as they refused my application. I have also informed them over the years of changes of address. It's a simple thing but it costs them.

@RMunch4483 @fesshole Where on the A38……asking for a friend😆

@fesshole Was it the Little Chef on the A38 that's now a dildo shop?

Worked for a now dead national restaurant chain. After being kept on, through a period of administration and new ownership, I knew it was time to finally leave witnessing the new owner of the business instruct his team of 'shop fitters' to tile over a cockroach infestation.

@dianadogsegg @fesshole Culling of…….the bird or…….?

A parrot was in my garden that must have escaped, so i put seeds out. It ate them & came back for more bringing me a tin can lid. Every time it came back it brought me a shiny gift, which was usually junk, that was until it brought me a gold bracelet which I got valued at £3k

@fesshole You just know Labour will tax it in the future!

Works buys my train tickets, but I've linked the delay repay account to my personal bank account. So everytime I'm travelling for work, I pray for the train to be late.

@fesshole Find some examples of footballers who have also done something else after football and drop it into conversation. Just a bit of advice from father of five boys. They can’t all be pundits😆

Son is football mad. Obsessed with turning pro. However, he's objectively one of the shittest players I've ever seen and at some point in next year I need to have a talk with him about school and his future career path. Until then I'll keep acting as if he's Pele reincarnated.

@MoneySavingExp Excellent, Virgin Media, got in touch through live chat and had repairs twice, both within a couple of days. Looking to change provider now though due to monthly cost!

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@fesshole Use AI to your advantage and bullshit the rest! Good luck and I hope it works out 👍

Made an off hand comment in a meeting about a process at work that needs improving, my boss told her boss about it and now I'm the head of a huge project for my company. I have no idea what I'm doing and I have to write a draft proposal about it in a week.

@symaeon @fesshole I do…..but we both work from home🤣

I think a girl in the office fancies me. She's 20 years younger than me. Obviously, I'm probably imagining it, and I have no intention of cheating on my wife. Hasn't stopped me losing 5kg since the delusions started though. Imaginary affairs are the secret to weight loss.

@MoneySavingExp Not an exchange as such but Halifax Building Society allowed me to pay an old £20 note into my account recently.

Have you had any luck exchanging 'old' paper notes lately? 💸 It's proving a tricky task for this Forumite, not least due to the lack of available high street bank branches, among other obstacles... forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/658…

@dude100500 @peterrhague My wife once reported my symptoms online.Cue the automatic reply by email followed seconds later by a phone call with an appointment the same morning. I was being scanned in the hospital by the afternoon and on antibiotics by the evening….all on the NHS. All clear after a week!

@peterrhague Are you saying to me in the god of our lord 2024 there is no mobile app to get an appointment? Srsly?

I alluded to the NHS experience being shocking, here is what happened. This is "the envy of the world" My wife has been ill so tried to get a GP appointment. Normal process of phoning at 8:30am and staying on hold for an hour to speak to someone.

@TheNorfolkLion He and his mate also make jokes about Sunderland supporters….so what?

Now they’re trying to cancel Ant over ‘Jokes’ They’ll all be happy when we’re living in a miserable non ‘joke less’ world.

@terrychristian You don’t get it, do you! The government is going to get £600,000 and nothing is going to change except the name over the door!

Poor bloke - Farm worth 12 million quid and so will pay £600,000 inheritance tax but can do it over ten years - imagine how we'd all struggle inheriting on 11.4 million quid . Should do a Go Fund Me page . I don't know how I'll sleep worrying about them paying a share ( fair share 40% of everything)

@MoneySavingExp Bought 3 watches from an auction as a job lot as I fancied one of them. Turned out over £1200 for them retail and I paid £150!

We really do! 👏 This got us wondering what else people have found or bought for next to nothing that turned out to be worth more than you thought? We'll start... MSE Ciara nabbed a good-as-new Ikea Hektar lamp (£70!) free via a neighbour's clearout! x.com/jarede/status/…

@fesshole Community centre events this week. Saturday, jumble sale for RNLI Sunday, Yoga for over 50’s Monday, kinky rope class (please bring own ropes

Recently went to a kinky rope class with my gf. I found it incredibly overwhelming. Not because of the sex stuff, but because it reminded me of my childhood inability to tie shoelaces.

@TheBigRBigBand @fesshole Kebab night!

@fesshole Fair, Thursday is 5 a side football night.

Blew out a mates wedding 8 years ago cos it was was on a Thursday. They are getting divorced this month. I fee like I won

@MoneySavingExp I’ve e used BitdefenderVPN and Surfshark….neither of which allowed me anonymity whilst in Europe. Still couldn’t watch U.K. based Tv or apps that rely on location being in U.K. Hoping to read this and get some tips.

Do you use a VPN? Which one do you recommend? This Forumite's subscription to PIA is about to expire and they want to know if there are better options out there forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/653…

@MoneySavingExp We’re in a position to pay off a £240,000 interest only mortgage or invest the £240,000 now and pay off in three years. Payments are £1400 per month at the moment and we have an account paying 5.15%. Big decisions to make.

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@JStrudwick98 @TRobinsonNewEra So, you have an opinion and because everyone else disagrees with you, they are scum…….🙄

After meeting with Met Police yesterday, Richard has confirmed with them the muster point for our march which will be just outside Victoria station. Starting point will be the The Apollo Victoria theatre (currently showing Wicked) where we will march to Parliament square for the premiere of LAWFARE. Make your plans, be there!!!