Jakob

Who in midtown sacramento wants a plate

they should let you doordash poop

Selling my body for as low as $51.89/mo with Klarna

My vegan boyfriend went to get snacks because he has the munchies and came back upstairs with an apple

to make a sandwich u have to think like a sandwich

Let's go

@audiohymn Bingo

5x5 Friday

@JakobFleming @antheeohsees the guinness book of:

@antheeohsees I’m ngl breaking records feels soooooo good

Took some photos today

@worldinmyhandds i was in active psychosis at this time 😭

@sagworm tell me.

My ideal date is getting to talk uninterrupted about my interpretation of Flyway by Kero Kero Bonito

Michael Jordan is the Fiona Apple of basketball

why are they playing reflective jazz for nobody at dupont circle rn

Edible got me smiling on the bus to promote social cohesion

last night was a Mr Beast thumbnail

can’t believe JC Penney is our fuckn vice president bro 😭

Putting on a bib to jack off

imagine your last words being “it was a GI jane joke”

cinnamon apple tart for breakfast + debuting my $5 bob dylan shirt

@fawningfauna No❤️

@sagworm do you have something on your laptop to protect the stickers orr

beginning table → end table

@antheeohsees i didn’t