Jakob

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Jakob

@sagworm

“please do not follow too closely” -garbage truck

24, Sacramento Katılım Nisan 2017

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moonglade@gxre_lxve·2d

it’s actually so cute when birds chirp in the morning like awwwww goodmorning guys

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Jay ひ@Jay2wvy·1d

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

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Jakob@sagworm·1d

this is genuinely how i live my life bc i’m scared to apply for food stamps

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julia@eathedocument·2d

when your friends leave the car and you can play simon and garfunkel freely

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Jakob@sagworm·1d

These thanksgiving leftovers is hittingggggg🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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eve@csiirac·2d

they killed jesus cause he said 'men with ipads is ladies'

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Jakob@sagworm·5d

listening to that shit that aint even on spotify

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jake@wormpuller·5d

Lose yourself to dance you dumb fuck

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bergs@aseriousmang·6d

why, yes, I listen to “intelligent dance music,” “sophistipop,” “progressive rock,” and, of course, “ska for geniuses”

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tums for men@TumsForMen·6 Tem

AI is telling me to go no contact with my nephew

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Jakob@sagworm·7 Tem

@JakobFleming guy shouting "this is bullshit" about weather is amusing to me. take it up with God bro

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xXxJakobFlemingxXx@JakobFleming·7 Tem

I have to ask my mom if I can watch this

Jamel Holley@jamelholley

BJ'S WHOLESALE roof collapses in the thick of rainstorm in Monmouth County, New Jersey. * Parental Discretion Advised *

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lolt64🕵️@lolt64·4 Tem

Sometimes I don’t charge my phone overnight so that I start the next day in “challenge mode”

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Jakob@sagworm·3 Tem

“when you’re loved like you are” by Of Montreal

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Jakob@sagworm·2 Tem

spring rolls pad thai beer

bald ann dowd@ali_sivi

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

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Grande@Sixrande·1 Tem

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Dr. R. J. Vein@VeinRichard·27 Haz

active listeners be like uh-huh

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Jakob@sagworm·27 Haz

looking at pictures of myself from literally 4 weeks ago and bein like Damn I used to be so happy….. Things were so much simpler

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Fawf@Fawf_iguess·22 Haz

my impression of a dead mouse i found in the kitchen last week:

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Gale Na@poisonjr·22 Haz

turnt people turnt people

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