Michelle Townsend

Imagine leaving your house in a union jack 2 piece carrying a crucifix on wheels through the streets of Manchester and thinking you're remotely normal.

@DominicMcGregor Silly cunt

If the UK joined the US as the 51st state. We would be the poorest state in the entire union. Mississippi which is portrayed at swamp dwelling hillbillies in majority of international media is above us. I don’t think people grasp how far we’ve fallen in real terms when it comes to GDP per capita. We’ve seen no growth for almost an entire generations. We’ve seen our productivity decrease and our tax increases. The average person on the UK, on £50,000 is less well off than your average Mississippi swamp dweller.

Can guarantee these twats had a lot to say about Just Stop Oil protest methods

Drooling over a guy who wouldn’t piss on them would happily see them pay for all health care, take away sick pay, take away paid holidays, but he’ll stop the boats Absolute fucking idiots the lot a them

8 lines every flag-shagging plastic “patriot” has in their playbook 1.“I want my country back” - From what? You voted for the party that ran it for 14 years. 2.“Our grandads didn’t fight for this” - Your grandads would be ashamed that you can’t find Normandy on a map. They fought with Poles, Sikhs, Gurkhas, and West Indians beside them. They’d have more in common with the immigrants you hate than plastic patriots sharing memes about them. 3.“This isn’t the Britain I grew up in” - Correct. It has lower crime, longer life expectancy, and better healthcare than the 1970s you’re romanticising. You just don’t remember the power cuts and three-day weeks. 4.“Britain is broken” - The most unpatriotic sentence in the English language, repeated daily by people say they love their country. 5. “We’re full” - The Netherlands has twice the population density and somehow manages. The UK is not full. It’s just had 14 years of no housebuilding and you need someone darker than you to blame for it. 6.“We look after our own first” - You vote for parties that cut disability benefits, froze nurses’ pay, gave tax breaks to the rich and closed Sure Start centres. You don’t look after anyone. 7.“Stop the boats” - The Tories spent £700 million on Rwanda to deport four people. Zero boats were stopped. You cheered anyway. 8.“Starmer is a traitor” - The man prosecuted terrorists, paedophile rings, and war criminals as DPP. You import American culture war propaganda from people who openly despise our allies, trash your own country 24/7, and follow convicted fraudsters who lied about where they were born. The only ones treacherously trashing Britain’s reputation daily are you.

The thought of some American booking a holiday to Benidorm off the back of this, then potentially seeing one pissed up Brit dressed as a nun and another dressed as a cheerleader punching fuck out of each other as soon as they land warms my heart

@LauraSianDixon Hard Rock hotel was the best. My first one too. Totally pointless paying for the VIP area mind 😂

My first LEP (and first ever Eurovision event) was 2022 at the Hard Rock Cafe, it will never go back to this sort of size and atmosphere which is a shame because I think many others will agree, it was just so much nicer 😩😂

when Zack Polanski said he was in favour of BBC we all just assumed he was on about the TV channel

@Chaz01BR @NavyLookout @HMSStAlbans @TomLeachPhotos Yeah it’s a bit unnecessary having them be away all the time outside of activations. even the “4 months off” isn’t 4 months off. there’s maintenance to be done, then post maintenance trials etc. be lucky to get 5 weeks leave in.

@sailortownsend @NavyLookout @HMSStAlbans @TomLeachPhotos Fair enough changed a bit then and you weren’t always away from base port.

Welcome home @HMSStAlbans Arriving in Devonport this morning after 104-day deployment on TAPS duty. Via @TomLeachPhotos

@Chaz01BR @NavyLookout @HMSStAlbans @TomLeachPhotos they haven’t been on a 103 day Taps activation. Two 23’s do 4 months about holding the duty. they are away from base port the whole time though.

@NavyLookout @HMSStAlbans @TomLeachPhotos Got to be a record. Never heard of a Taps patrol lasting that long why didn’t another 23 relieve?

And yet we have mae muller who served more cunt in 3 minutes than your whole fake country has in 249 years so who’s the real winner here 🤣🤣🤣🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🔪🔪🔪🔪

And that’s what you get for tanking this

@BumbacComeback Literally her best Melfest song.

Did you know Loreen did a reference to this classic Swedish photo of a Jewish Holocaust surviving lady hitting a nazi with her handbag in the Statements performance? Yes. Loreen is queen.

@escxksn God i love this song. My absolute favourite from 2020

This will forever remaine the most affected song from eurovision 2020 cancellation cause this would have gone viral the way Snap went

@DefiantLs "I used to be a lefty then I sucked off a billionaire and everything changed." 🤣

Same bloke who insulted our veterans and said we contributed nothing in Afghanistan btw. Over the moon we aren’t bending over backwards for this fat orange cunt.

@bosdovja92 Literally. It’s up there with Love will set you free

You can’t tell me there isn’t a pro-Italy bias in Eurovision because honestly if ANY other country sent this dated nonsense they’d be called ‘flop’

as a Spaniard, i'm utterly devastated to hear Trump wants to cut ties with Spain. how will we survive without lectures on freedom from a man who thinks paella needs ketchup? we'll try to cope with universal healthcare and 30 days of paid vacation. thoughts and tapas y'all 🇪🇸

For those not conversant in Urdu, let me translate: "I really want to vote for Matt Goodwin, but my husband told me to vote for Hannah Spencer."