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Me playing baseball in case anyone is interested

@esoteric_joke Stupid little videos are my favorite

i just remembered when i’d make those stupid little videos bc they made me laugh i’m about to rt one.

Baseball players have their first kid and are never the same

@ashmp1996 Well in that case you can DEFINITELY keep being in charge 👏

@saint_thomas33 lemon poppyseed in case you were wondering

Went to the grocery store high for food for the rest of the week and left with only muffins, supplements, and kombucha. I can’t keep being in charge

@hunny__bee__ I think it’s working for me, and on a Tuesday nonetheless 🤭

bringing this back for tiddy tuesday to feel something

@slut4house @saint_thomas33

can the girlies post their favorite online boy crushes im in the mood to goon

How come Gen X can never mind their business?? I feel like they pay too much attention to what other people are doing and always have to point out very normal situations as if there’s a problem. Anybody else notice this?

@daviddashcoby When you’re done with The 2000s you should check out The Eighties version! My theory is that everything went wrong starting with this guy named Ronald Reagan 🤔

Working through a docu-series on the 2000’s. I need to know where we went wrong. So far: >FL State AG who stopped the recount of Gore/Bush

About to **** *** for the first time in a while can I get a hell yeah

When you can’t find the cashapp link 😔

@cryptedcola I’m thinking about it rn

@saint_thomas33 Can I have $20?

So unfortunate that my normal operating hours seem to fall outside of that of others

@thesecoldbones Yay Kenzie!

chat i got a bartending gig EVERYONE SAY YAY KENZIE

@hunny__bee__ Well I must say that was a great choice

i got the mets teddy bear tube top

Made it home after driving 11am-11pm everybody say good job

@itsbreezyweezy You and me both

Thinking about how much I love big boobs

Hell even the knack or the frogs are miles better

Why would I listen to the beach boys when I could listen to something actually cool like led zeppelin or the grateful dead

Kinda sus that I can’t see Bucees gas prices from the highway

Had to prepay for gas so I asked for $30 without realizing that’s only half a tank now