Martins

@UtdStiles Ten hag and Amorin are average 🌚

Wait when was the last time Manchester United had +10 goal difference? 😳

@MyNameJ28647823 @mufcMPB We don't have money for another defender and we don't have a replacement in the academy

@mufcMPB I took them 6 months to say "do the op" fucking retards, this also means we need to buy another defender in the summer too ffs

🚨🚨📸 Matthijs de Ligt via IG: “After 6 months of treatment and working hard to get back, surgery was the only option left. I’m disappointed I couldn’t help the team the last 6 months and obviously missing out on the World Cup but I am looking forward to doing everything to get back in front of the fans and feeling better again 🙏🏼💪🏼”

@adeh_21 @mufcMPB Why post something like this now, knowing that he might see it. Do you know the emotional pain he's feeling right now?

@mufcMPB Injuries has been a big challenge to this guy and I don't see how UTD keeps players that are never available in the team. De lite, Mount, Martinez, plus Shaw all in one team and we are expecting any reasonable progress, that's not possible tbh.

@FergiesRightRef @mufcMPB I know who my goat is, greatness is not how long you've served but the sacrifices you made during your service

@mufcMPB Luke Shaw : Sacrifices Man Utd to sit on the bench for England De Ligt : Sacrifices his world cup chances for Man Utd.

@danison80905 @kenkenlewu Are you wiser than God who says out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks?

@kenkenlewu if woman won kill u,she nor go loud 📢🔊 am...e go jus dey inside her,she isn't gonna kill him...that's her way of keeping him grounded...though every men with their own understanding,buh I sha know say if ur woman won mud u,she nor go loud am 😏

My friend stopped eating his wife’s food for over a month now. Every single day, he leaves the house to buy food outside. According to him, during an argument one day, his wife said: “After God, your life is in my hands. I’m the one that cooks your food every day.” At first, he didn’t think much about it. Then during another fight, she repeated the exact same thing again. Since then, he has been scared she might poi s on him one day.

@FatalistB @Akinsjnr4 @Imranmuhdz @bamikashy Why are you wasting your time explaining things to someone that calls himself an embryo

@Akinsjnr4 @Imranmuhdz @bamikashy I'm not here to explain things like a 5yrs old to u sir, if u can't understand what i wrote and think for urself, then run with ur narratives

Governor Seyi Makinde of Oyo State has officially announced his intention to run for President under the APM platform.

@badasskachii 😂😂😂😂 we can't rig this one my brother

This PFA POTY, na fans or players or journalists Dey vote for am?

I’ve Voted for the Best! pots.easports.com/en-gb/nominati…

@Veritasweb3 @SimplyUtd @David_Ornstein Why will he go for bale and fab when they're key players for Madrid and Barcelona, that's exactly what athletic is saying

@SimplyUtd @David_Ornstein Guy saying Fellani like Moyes didn't initially go for Bale and Fabregas but United couldn't secure them

🚨🗣 @David_Ornstein on the improvements in Manchester United’s recruitment structure in recent months, and why the manager now has less control over transfers: ''I do think the squad has been slightly better built now and I think the recruitment has improved, when you look at Mbeumo, Cunha and Lammens you know some of the club decisions on recruitment appear to be paying off which wasn't really the case before and they had given too much authority to the manager in the transfer choices. That was certainly an accusation leveled at them in the Eric Ten Hag era maybe a bit Ruben Amarim too. We even saw it back to David Moyes with Fellaini and so on. They've clearly tried to get away from that and it's not been an overwhelming success like Joshua Zirkzee is not really impacting so much maybe even Dorgu. But by and large I think they're moving in the right direction in the market. some of the targets you hear about make total sense.'' [@TheAthleticFC pod]

@eniola_fat11234 @Konstant4231 Fair money was 40% last year

@Konstant4231 You never jam Fair money, na 29% interest dem dey collect. U fit borrow 70k make interest be 44k for the span of 3months

Hello guys I mistakenly borrow money from OPay but I want to return their money immediately because that their interest is highly ridiculous What can I do ?

@TheEmmalez It's time to blame the mom for being to strict

My mummy will beat me, my mummy will beat me if I don't get my bucket. that was the statement that led this young lad to a drastic decision that ended his life. while the other students were chased out from school hostel to attend may devotion. he sneaked out with some of his friends, to the reservoir where his buckets reportedly fell in. he told his friends to tie his his hands. with rope so he could easily slide into and out the reservoir with his bucket, out of ignorance, they did. the rope cut because his weight is obviously heavier, and that was how he fell inside and got drowned. I wished he knew how important he was to his mum than the supposed bucket that bothered him. This death is really devastating because it is avoidable. a very reckless death that could have been avoided only if the school had a good and convenient provision of water supply. it is so unfortunate that A school as big as C.I.C enugu funded by the mission has no borehole despite their huge amount of school fees. they can afford it, if they had really paid attention to it. this is the only promising child of a parents, sent to school to study and have a brighter future, only to be brought back home in corpse. My sincere condolence to the family. it's so disheartening. © chinenye blessing

@PFA @SC_Leasing They've divided our votes😂

The PFA Select Car Leasing Fans’ Player of the Month nominees for April. 🏆 Premier League vote ➡️ bit.ly/48UGL4i

@txmwa @abiodundamila14 I blocked the Elon's farmer for about 2 months now

I honestly can’t believe my eyes. Mental illness maybe? 😂

@peacekeepertx Average player

@saintmartns Not really, he is a good player 🔥

📊 Joao Felix for Al Nassr Is So Underrated 🔥 🏟️ 44 Games ⚽ 20 goals 🎯 18 assists One of the best 💯

@tb_analysis @mufcMPB Maino has 1 Premier league goal in 50 games

@mufcMPB Is United seriously scouting a relegation-threatened midfielder to rebuild their Champions League squad?. Fernandes has 3 goals and 3 assists in 33 Premier League games for a West Ham side 1 point from the drop.

🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United have been IN TALKS with the player side of Mateus Fernandes for 4-6 weeks. The player is OPEN to joining United. If West Ham stay in the Premier League, the deal will likely be OFF the table - at least without significantly overpaying - because they will fight to keep him. #MUFC [@JacobsBen, @UnitedStandMUFC]

@5SolasMissy John 17:22 KJV And the glory which thou gavest me I have given them; that they may be one, even as we are one:

God shares His glory with no one

@powellaaaa @sxdiqcarter_ 😂😂😂 he's right

@sxdiqcarter_ When to ball center yesterday for the first time this year… A Boy was arguing with me that he’s better than garnacho 😂😂 I couldn’t contain my anger, had to leave ball center

Man, I go watch ball for viewing center. This na the worst brain rot session ever 😭😭

@heisoneofus @ManUtd @adidasfootball We'll give Casemiro an emotional award

@ManUtd @adidasfootball If you're a true fan you should know that Casemiro deserves this award to honor his departure from the club.

It's officially award season 🏆✨ Vote now for our Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year ⬇️ 🤝 @adidasFootball

@cyberd2nd_231 What's the story Gist us