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We’re the members of the all American League.. 🧡🍑 My little Rockford Peach! @GDIGM @tomhanks @TODAYshow #trickortreat #HalloweenTODAY #CostumeContest #aleagueoftheirown #Halloween2018 #HalloweenCostumeKnockOffs #TrickOrTreating

@BlueMoonBrewCo just grabbed a six pack for girls night!? Super bummed it’s chunky.. 😩

𝙏𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝙬𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮. #OpeningDay

@RedSox @fenwaypark That’s a much better view than this! #GiftOfSox

Having a moment for snowy Fenway. #GiftOfSox ❄️

@RedSox We woke up to 30 inches of snow today! Can you make my husband day!? Still outside clearing 4 hours later!

HAPPY #GIFTOFSOX DAY! 🎁 To celebrate, tweet your holiday wishes using #GiftOfSox and we'll do our best to grant as many wishes as we possibly can!

How does one sleep after that @GreysABC ending?

Update: the fly on Pence head has passed away from Covid-19. He was 1 day old. #VPDebate #Debates2020

#flygate #PenceHarrisDebate

Everyone has one TV show you always come back to, no matter how many times you've seen it. Name that show.

@blackmediocrity Twitter needs to do their thing and gets her mamas violin back. ❤️❤️

@m_overcash @chrissyteigen Your bump shows earlier and earlier every pregnancy. It’s normal.

Question... @chrissyteigen just announced she’s pregnant. Before my breast reduction last year, they did a pregnancy test. Was she pregnant when she had her surgery in June? I feel like with her bump she had to be pregnant before that, but I could be wrong. I’m confused.o

@angelababicz Mmhmmmmm!!! Davina can be written off the show any day now.

I’ve never bullied anyone on the internet but Christine and Davina defending Justin for blindsiding Chrishell over a 30 second interaction they had with him is enough to make me start #SellingSunset

If you’re not grilling your pb&j sandwiches are you even living??

I wanna be best friends with @MTVASHLEYBROOKE !

@iamkamiam_ I did too.. mine are awfulllllll. If you love yours send me the link???

Sooo.... I ordered these clip on bangs and I can’t wait to try them 😂

If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too.

@DaneCook @funnybrad @bry7000

@funnybrad I said it on my special when I did the Karen routine - it’s Bryan with a “y.”

What is the male version of a Karen? Chad? Greg? Skyler? My name is Brad and that sounds very Karenish

@pulte Buy groceries! 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Ask_Spectrum any time frame on restoration in Wilton NY!?

@andylassner Soo when they are sick they should not get hospital care? 😬

Let’s play a game. If you could date one fictional character from a tv show who would it be.. 👇🏽