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Sam Simonions 🧅

Sam Simonions 🧅

@sam_simonions

Golf Sicko on the pursuit of being a #scratch off ticket (current: 1.8) | Big shot taker & maker | Here to troll, mostly | Pronouns: Bud/Pal | Jesus FTW

La Crosse, WI Katılım Temmuz 2017
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Scott Van Pelt
Scott Van Pelt@notthefakeSVP·
Been at ESPN a long time - this one was an all timer. Before social media, it was as viral as a story can be. I watched it on a tape in the news room. I couldn’t stop watching his teammates.
Dr. Lemma@DoctorLemma

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

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Tee Jasperson
Tee Jasperson@TeeJasperson·
@dekker Swap Trae Jackson for Koenig and you’ve probably nailed it
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LKD
LKD@LukeKerrDineen·
@therealmcnair @thecombinegolf I support it but don’t let more trail arm width be a gateway drug to big shallow. You’re too important to the movement
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Arnie McNair 🇺🇸
Arnie McNair 🇺🇸@therealmcnair·
Been grinding on my game for the first time in quite a while with @thecombinegolf. He set me up with what has been the best training aid I’ve ever used. A $6.99 adult floatie from Amazon. #expand Also wearing old navy jeans here suck on that Big Fashion.
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Barstool Sports
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
With March being here, enjoy Bill Raftery for 3 minutes and 37 seconds screaming ONIONS!
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Justin Wills
Justin Wills@itsjwills·
It’s going to be challenging for the Bucks to finish with a worse record than the Grizzlies now, but we still have this guy.
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Jonathan Wall
Jonathan Wall@jonathanrwall·
Never did a holiday gear giveaway in December. Major whiff on my part. Let’s make up for it. 👀 Giving out the gear pictured — 2026 Bridgestone Tour B (two dozen of each), TaylorMade TP5 limited, Vokey SM11 60-08M lobber, Odyssey Ai-Dual, TaylorMade Yeti cover. Just need to comment with one of the following: Tour B [fill in the model you want], TP5, Odyssey, SM11 or Yeti. I’ll pick winners tomorrow at random and reach out via DM. 🤙🏻
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Dan Rapaport
Dan Rapaport@Daniel_Rapaport·
This game is the best because this 18 year old just shot 60 on the big tour and there’s so many 15 handicaps who are showing this clip to their friends and being like YOU SIMPLY CANNOT GIVE THE HOLE UP THERE!!!
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Sam Simonions 🧅@sam_simonions·
@TWlegion Probably have to take a 2nd mortgage out to buy that jacket but I plan to if given the opportunity.
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TWLEGION
TWLEGION@TWlegion·
🚨👀🐅 #ARRIVAL — Tiger Woods has arrived at SoFi for tonight’s TGL match featuring Jupiter Links vs. LAGC
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Bucks Lead
Bucks Lead@BucksLead·
FanDuel gonna be done soon? BRING THE FOX STUDIO MUSIC BACK
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Dan Orlovsky
Dan Orlovsky@danorlovsky7·
If you watch yesterdays @packers game and you don’t clearly think Love is one of the best QBs and throwers of the football in the NFL you’re a dumb dumb
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Sam Simonions 🧅@sam_simonions·
@IlliniAD are you going to look into whether Bielema was out late last night at some of his old spots?
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Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre Finds Out@pablofindsout·
“I’m not even sure it’s about the money, it’s just the adrenaline ... You and I go bungee jumping, Phil does it in other ways, but it’s been a pattern for decades.” —@AlanShipnuck joins @PabloTorre to talk legendary golfer turned culture warrior Phil Mickelson — aka “the ultimate juice guy”
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Pablo Torre Finds Out
Pablo Torre Finds Out@pablofindsout·
"The tour staffer says to Phil, 'Listen, Phil, nobody wants to hear a guy who's making $40 million complaining about their taxes,' and Phil is like, 'It's 50.'" @AlanShipnuck talks Phil Mickelson's career earnings and his efforts to "dazzle" corporate partners and pro-am guests
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Ti Windisch
Ti Windisch@TiWindisch·
A lot of the convo post Giannis injury has been focused more on the Bucks tanking into a top pick, but it is worth mentioning even if they're just a play-in team or like a 6th seed they'll likely be picking in the teens for the first time since 2018. That is valuable in itself.
Ti Windisch@TiWindisch

The clearest way to explain the Bucks draft pick situation in 2026 (I've seen some confusion) is as follows: The Hawks get the better of the Pelicans and Bucks first round picks, and the Bucks get the worse of the two picks. Bucks traded a swap to Pels who sent it to Atlanta.

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Big Cat
Big Cat@BarstoolBigCat·
@sam_simonions We had the Stella blue golden mug prize Wrigley roof deck. Poor planning but it had been set for 6 months. Was sad I had to go
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