Sam Simonions 🧅
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Sam Simonions 🧅
@sam_simonions
Golf Sicko on the pursuit of being a #scratch off ticket (current: 1.8) | Big shot taker & maker | Here to troll, mostly | Pronouns: Bud/Pal | Jesus FTW
La Crosse, WI Katılım Temmuz 2017
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@TeeJasperson @dekker An embarrassing display of ball knowledge
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@dekker Swap Trae Jackson for Koenig and you’ve probably nailed it
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Devin Harris
Jordan Taylor
Bronson Koenig
Trevon Hughes
Nick Boyd
Wisconsin Basketball@BadgerMBB
Name the top 5 point guards in program history Might be the toughest decision you make today
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@BSBledsoe @dekker Stop it lol he was a liability his junior and senior year.
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@LukeKerrDineen @therealmcnair @thecombinegolf What type of swing faults should consider putting on a floatie?
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@therealmcnair @thecombinegolf I support it but don’t let more trail arm width be a gateway drug to big shallow. You’re too important to the movement
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Been grinding on my game for the first time in quite a while with @thecombinegolf. He set me up with what has been the best training aid I’ve ever used. A $6.99 adult floatie from Amazon. #expand
Also wearing old navy jeans here suck on that Big Fashion.

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Some of my very few followers need to bookmark this.
Skratch@Skratch
Rest in peace to your golf game.
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@TiWindisch Bucks have dick energy again Ti. Hop on board or become a Peter Bukkake.
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Brutal. Was just thinking how excited I am for this game to see if the Bucks can build off yesterday. That gets a ton harder with no Turner.
Milwaukee Bucks@Bucks
Injury Update: Myles Turner (Right Calf Soreness) is out for tonight’s game at Oklahoma City.
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Never did a holiday gear giveaway in December. Major whiff on my part.
Let’s make up for it. 👀
Giving out the gear pictured — 2026 Bridgestone Tour B (two dozen of each), TaylorMade TP5 limited, Vokey SM11 60-08M lobber, Odyssey Ai-Dual, TaylorMade Yeti cover.
Just need to comment with one of the following: Tour B [fill in the model you want], TP5, Odyssey, SM11 or Yeti.
I’ll pick winners tomorrow at random and reach out via DM. 🤙🏻

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@TWlegion Probably have to take a 2nd mortgage out to buy that jacket but I plan to if given the opportunity.
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@jamierkennedy Rory's shot into the playoff at the Masters?
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If you watch yesterdays @packers game and you don’t clearly think Love is one of the best QBs and throwers of the football in the NFL you’re a dumb dumb
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@IlliniAD are you going to look into whether Bielema was out late last night at some of his old spots?

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“I’m not even sure it’s about the money, it’s just the adrenaline ... You and I go bungee jumping, Phil does it in other ways, but it’s been a pattern for decades.”
—@AlanShipnuck joins @PabloTorre to talk legendary golfer turned culture warrior Phil Mickelson — aka “the ultimate juice guy”
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"The tour staffer says to Phil, 'Listen, Phil, nobody wants to hear a guy who's making $40 million complaining about their taxes,' and Phil is like, 'It's 50.'"
@AlanShipnuck talks Phil Mickelson's career earnings and his efforts to "dazzle" corporate partners and pro-am guests
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@TiWindisch The tanking conversations I want to take part in are the @packers tanking for a 2nd round OL and running it back next year sans @CoachMLaFleur
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A lot of the convo post Giannis injury has been focused more on the Bucks tanking into a top pick, but it is worth mentioning even if they're just a play-in team or like a 6th seed they'll likely be picking in the teens for the first time since 2018. That is valuable in itself.
Ti Windisch@TiWindisch
The clearest way to explain the Bucks draft pick situation in 2026 (I've seen some confusion) is as follows: The Hawks get the better of the Pelicans and Bucks first round picks, and the Bucks get the worse of the two picks. Bucks traded a swap to Pels who sent it to Atlanta.
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@BarstoolBigCat You were missed. Block the days next year BC, can't wait for the sequel.
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@sam_simonions We had the Stella blue golden mug prize Wrigley roof deck. Poor planning but it had been set for 6 months. Was sad I had to go
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