Sam Thorley

@DanielJKimber @footballtweet Overhit clearance

@footballtweet @sam_thorley 👀

It's Matt Lowton's 36th birthday today, which is a good excuse to post this absolute worldie against Stoke. 👌

The 5 Stages of Grief (Oasis Edition):

Anyone after Oasis tickets? I'm at Noel's gaff now and he's left loads on the nightstand. Let me know if you want one.

Vale Park

Joe Bye-then. #boomroasted

Southgate calling his wife after the Slovakia game:

Watching the FA Cup highlights. It's clear Pep has taken this team as far as he can. Time for a change. Is Kompany still available?

A prime Audley Harrison beats both of them in the same night 🐐

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=… Love this. 16 years ago. Do it for the shirt on your back got me at the time 🔴⚪️ #pottermouth

@asda £4.55 for this meal deal brings shame to you, a once great British institution. Needs looking at IMO.

@stokecity 🥲

Meet Henri, a Stoke City fanatic with an incredible story full of courage and generosity. We invited him for a special day at Clayton Wood to spend some time with his heroes.

Such an entitled woman. Just take the baby and get on with it!

Fair play to @SkyNews for attempting to get 3 hours of coverage out of this eclipse. I'd hate to be left in the dark.

@bwfc_archie5 @EFL Very much so. Looking forward to a day out at Wembley though

@sam_thorley @EFL Must be miserable knowing playoffs are literally sealed for you with that too

Today's disappointing result for Stoke means we're now reliant on a Norwich point reduction to make the play-offs. @EFL do the right thing 🤝

Sealed with a kiss 😘 Love you, @JoshLaurent28.

@Nike if they aint grateful just go with this

Alternative shirt design to appease the St George brigade 🤝

Saint (West) George?

Pride in/on the shirt?