Daniel Kimber

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It's Matt Lowton's 36th birthday today, which is a good excuse to post this absolute worldie against Stoke. 👌

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♟️ Crystal Palace's Eberechi Eze won a four-day amateur chess competition last weekend and won £15,000! 🥇💰

@HU1M3SY @LouStagner 29000/1

@DanielJKimber @LouStagner 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 tres bein, listen though Lou, what we all want are the odds for that 7 on 12 from centre of the fairway 🤣

What Rory did on 15, 16 and 17 in the final round is BONKERS. 1 in 28,700 chance. 🤯🤯🤯 #15▶️207 yards to 6 feet #16▶️170 yards to 9 feet #17▶️196 yards to 2 feet The chances a tour pro hits each of those shots as close as he did: #15▶️1.99% #16▶️7.91% #17▶️0.37% The chances a tour pro hits approach shots that good on three consecutive holes? ▶️About 1 in 28,700 If you let the typical tour pro play those three holes 28,700 times, they will only accomplish what Rory did one single time. Rory did it with the tournament (and the career grand slam) hanging in the balance. Absolutely incredible.

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John Mcginn when he’s shielding the ball in midfield

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❌😔Arne Slot confirms Cody Gakpo will not be available to face Aston Villa but close to making a return🔜 Gakpo owners, Who's your first sub? 👀

@HU1M3SY @Im_RobM ThE gRoUpS wErE mOrE cOmPeTiTiVe

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City going through in the Champions League after winning 3 games in 8 against Bratislava, Sparta Prague and Brugge. The new format is still shite and I won't hear any differently. The safety net is far too big.

@HU1M3SY @Im_RobM ‘Through’

@Jay_Russell88 Bit early mate

Who wants a burger flattened to within an inch of its life its as thin as paper? No thanks smash burger

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“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours

@1874Pritch Agreed - unnecessary challenge to make. I’d have been disappointed not to get a pen the other way if it was against us.

@TheyThinkKits @Jay_Russell88 Castore 🔥

Everton debut with Castore. The badge has fallen off. Can’t make this up 😂

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Tiger doing the my-back-hurts curtsy every time he bends down 😞

@HOW49D I agree Saka has been the best player today - if Shaw is anywhere near fit he should come on. At the moment it’s like table football but one half of the legs two inches shorter… Anyone with a functional left foot improves the balance 10x

@DanielJKimber Agreed but the thick cunt hasn’t picked any left footed players! You don’t put saka there who has been out best player. Ivan toney would have had a couple of goals by now.

Walker off, Trippier into RCB. Saka to LWB and TAA to the right, or Shaw onto the left. If Kane doesn’t move in the next 10, get him off n all.

@HOW49D Here he is, Arsenal fan club 😂 Someone left footed has to come on down the left so it’s not such a lopsided game. Kane has had about 5 touches and clearly isn’t fit. There’s plenty of others who could get hauled too!

@DanielJKimber I agree that walker is pants but that’s one of the worst takes I’ve seen on Twitter probably ever 😂

Still can’t believe we gave those whinging cunts this goal. Play to the whistle simple. Goodman and Terry as well two absolute tarts.

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SICK

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Such a sick pin on 1 🥹

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Branthwaite, Quansah, Guehi, Colwill… Either this squad is massive or Konsa ain’t gonna make it.