Sam Uden

@BBCLookEast #cv19 my wife is 25 with severe asthma? Is she at risk

@PopworldChelms play the best by Tina turner

@absoluteradio it’s probably because we didn’t recognise c3po because of his red arm 😂

@Tesco Still doesn’t help with a Christmas dinner without the main centrepiece! 😔

@sam_uden Morning Sam, I’m really sorry you’re unhappy with the Turkey Crown you bought from us. Please return with your receipt to the store you bought it from tomorrow and the Store Manager will be happy to help. Thanks again for letting us know about this. TY - Karen

@Tesco Christmas dinner ruined by a turkey crown from Tesco’s, opened up and smells rotten, no where to go to get hold of a replacement meat for Xmas day!!!! #tukeyscandal18

@Tesco Christmas Day ruined thanks to the turkey crown purchased from Tesco, opened up and smells rotten!!! No where to go and purchase anything as an alternative!!

RT to win our Fuji Chevron Hood Jacket sdry.co/2xyb4hD ends midnight tonight! T&C’s: sdry.co/2mDkI9f #WinThisJacket

@LauraStedman19 because that comes after 21???

I'm voting #cantoyes in this English referendum, more passion in this advert than in 4 years of Roy! twitter.com/eurosport/stat…

@Flospots when his owner is barely on Twitter possibly not lol, his father is a red Burmese European champion so a lot to live up to!

@Flospots Flos Meet Simba our soon to be latest addition, he's 3 weeks old

@kfc when you get home to find out your wicked variety bucket hasn't got any chips #eveningruined!!!!!

😂 twitter.com/soverybritish/…

Ways to say please let me leave - "Anyway I won't keep you" - "I'll let you get on" - "I should start making a move" - "Right" <slap thigh>

@PapaJohnsUK @luketurner666 @pizzahutdeliver but papa johns drivers turn up with their birds in the car 😂😂

@pizzahutdeliver made a decision tonight to order a Pizza Hut instead of dominos, 40 minutes and I'm still waiting #hangry 😡

"Quite full, actually" - Translation: I can't move, I'm hallucinating a bit and my body has taken the shape of a balloon

@LauraStedman19 ❤️️❤️️

@GAMEHelps seems like a waste trading in my old games now as they told me I could get the pre order for destiny with the card

@GAMEHelps as I won't be able to go to game until the week after hence why I wanted to pre order online