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@goodreads Can't really remember my earliest memory of what got me in love with books or reading but I do remember picking up a borrowed copy of James Hardley Chase from my elder sister and I was amazed at how the characters and scenarios would come alive in my mind. Rest is history

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Politicians are not celebrities. They are public servants and they’ve forgotten their place.

@AaRon317132 @LeadingEasy396 @NotTimRaft @hayasaka_aryan Hommie exceeded the mule limit 😂😂

@LeadingEasy396 @NotTimRaft @hayasaka_aryan Everybody knows the ass limit is 86. After that you gotta find a new orifice.

>Smells like shit >Gives you no energy boost >Literally makes you stupid >Its addicts are performative assholes Literally the worst drug ever

@dammiedammie35 It's the dude yelling "who send you" in the background. No single f*ck given. 😁😁

“I sold my house, I spent more than 30 million for APC in 2023, my wife kp@!d , I'm homeless now and APC has failed to reward me” - Man storms APC National secretariat

@ubasanius How you all sustain this level of shamelessnes is mind bugling. You all got out of bed, put on freshly pressed clothes to go attend a "ceremony" for rice distribution. You are all mad, from top to bottom.

It was an immense honour receiving and hosting Her Excellency, Distinguished Senator Oluremi Tinubu, CON, OON, in Kaduna State for the official flag-off of the distribution of 100 trucks of rice and ₦1.2 billion in palliative support to vulnerable households across the 19 Northern States and the FCT. The occasion was not merely ceremonial; it was a profound affirmation of compassion translated into action. I seized the moment to convey my deep appreciation to His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, whose purposeful and steady leadership continues to chart a path toward economic recovery, social inclusion, and enduring national stability. The Renewed Hope Agenda is not an abstract promise; it is a living framework steadily improving lives and restoring confidence in our collective future. I commend the First Lady’s unwavering commitment to humane and inclusive interventions. Her initiatives resonate beyond policy: they touch lives, restore dignity, and rekindle hope across religious, ethnic, and social divides. The collaboration with the Muslim Intellectuals Forum and the Office of the Special Adviser to the President on Political and Other Matters, under the able stewardship of Hon. Ibrahim Masari, stands as a compelling testament to what purposeful partnerships can achieve.

@_Aaron_paul @ubasanius Speak for yourself, boy. What on earth is the "relief" they're making all that ruckus for? What, then, after the fasting and the rice is finished? Stop thinking with your stomach and use your brain.

@ubasanius The people's Governor. You've made Kaduna the epicentre of the Northen states of Nigeria 🇳🇬 We as Kaduna state citizens are excited about you

@MaryAkinwande @Imranmuhdz You are literally too stupid to insult.

@Imranmuhdz A mother and a giver, kudos to the first lady 👏

Governor Uba Sani Hosts First Lady Oluremi Tinubu for Flag-Off of 100 Trucks of Rice and ₦1.2 Billion Palliatives Kaduna State Governor, Senator Uba Sani, received Nigeria’s First Lady, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, for the official flag-off of the distribution of 100 trucks of rice and ₦1.2 billion in palliative support to vulnerable households across the 19 Northern states and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT). The Governor said: “It was an immense honour receiving and hosting Her Excellency, Distinguished Senator Oluremi Tinubu, CON, OON, in Kaduna State for the official flag-off of the distribution of 100 trucks of rice and ₦1.2 billion in palliative support to vulnerable households across the 19 Northern States and the FCT. The occasion was not merely ceremonial; it was a profound affirmation of compassion translated into action. “I seized the moment to convey my deep appreciation to His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, whose purposeful and steady leadership continues to chart a path toward economic recovery, social inclusion, and enduring national stability. The Renewed Hope Agenda is not an abstract promise; it is a living framework steadily improving lives and restoring confidence in our collective future. “I commend the First Lady’s unwavering commitment to humane and inclusive interventions. Her initiatives resonate beyond policy: they touch lives, restore dignity, and rekindle hope across religious, ethnic, and social divides. The collaboration with the Muslim Intellectuals Forum and the Office of the Special Adviser to the President on Political and Other Matters, under the able stewardship of Hon. Ibrahim Masari, stands as a compelling testament to what purposeful partnerships can achieve. “That Kaduna was described as the heartbeat of Northern Nigeria is both humbling and instructive. It affirms our strategic significance and deepens our resolve to serve as a fulcrum for unity and progress. I am equally grateful for Her Excellency’s gracious recognition of the newly completed and commissioned Brigadier Abba Kyari Banquet Hall as a space dedicated to dialogue and development. “We acknowledge, with gratitude, the steadfast role of our religious leaders in nurturing peace, moral clarity, and social cohesion. As a government, we remain resolute; committed to policies and alliances that uplift our people, strengthen resilience, and advance inclusive, sustainable development across Kaduna State.”

@Imranmuhdz We're still doing this in 2026? What's really wrong with these politicians

This is what football should be. Fast paced, aura for aura. Absolute brillance. #PSGBAY

@joseph_ating @Ogoowinner @SadiqMaunde You go like wahala well well. I like that. Follow back 😁

@joseph_ating @Ogoowinner @SadiqMaunde I'm all for that. Glitch the matrix

Wizarab posted account details & was seeking for donation to complete surgery for baddy of Lagos second leg Someone went under the post & replied Wizarab with “na me go donate money to fix a leg wey go later stand on the mandate that is spoiling my life?” 😭😭😭😭

@joseph_ating @Ogoowinner @SadiqMaunde See the irony in that. What a system

@Ogoowinner @SadiqMaunde I am a honey badger. Isolation no dey break my resolve.... Annoyingly, this was in the law faculty. Mtcheew

African corruption doesn’t even make sense when you deep it . It’s beyond green . Why are you diverting funds meant for hospitals. Like what’s the point

@medpoler @Snoow_Ball_06 @ecocuore It had to be. Who else but a "Garfield" could? 😁

@Snoow_Ball_06 @ecocuore Para sorpresa de nadie, siempre un naranjoso

Los cuidadores del zoológico de Chapultepec llevan cuatro meses intentando atrapar a un gato naranja que se mete al recinto del tigre de Bengala a robarle la comida y el gato siempre gana. 😹🐾 Nadie sabe por dónde entra, nadie sabe a qué hora llega, pero la cámara del recinto lo graba tres o cuatro veces por semana apareciendo de la nada junto a la charola de carne cruda justo cuando el tigre se queda dormido después de comer la mitad. 😹 El gato pesa como cuatro kilos, el tigre pesa trescientos y el gato come de su plato como si le estuviera haciendo un favor. La primera vez que el tigre despertó y lo vio se quedó mirándolo con una confusión que según los cuidadores nunca le habían visto en seis años, como si no pudiera procesar que algo de ese tamaño tuviera ese nivel de atrevimiento. 😹😹 Intentaron cerrar los huecos de la reja pero el naranja encontró otro, pusieron trampa con atún y el gato se comió el atún y siguió de largo al recinto, le cambiaron el horario de comida al tigre y el gato también cambió el suyo. 🐾💛 Un cuidador que lleva veinte años ahí dice que en todo ese tiempo nunca vio a un animal entrar voluntariamente al espacio de un depredador tres veces más grande y salir caminando tranquilo con la panza llena. El tigre ya ni se levanta cuando lo ve, solo abre un ojo, lo mira comer, y vuelve a dormir como quien aceptó que hay batallas que no vale la pena pelear aunque las puedas ganar. 😹💛 El naranja sigue invicto y los cuidadores ya le pusieron nombre en el registro interno aunque oficialmente no existe. 😹

@maloni_jr @ChuksEricE Abandon all hope, heaven is not your home 😁😁😂

@ChuksEricE U can only see it once

Inspector-General of Police, Olatunji Disu at the Squadron Commanders’ Training Programme at PMF Training College, Ende-Hills, Nasarawa State👀

@ChijiokeBr24 @ChuksEricE @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG That mf with the assault rifle is literally wearing welding gloves. They are known to have terrible grip on anything besides electron holders. Secondly, the butt is not on his shoulder. Total misfire all the way. These people are too stupid to insult.

@HQNigerianArmy and @PoliceNG are online warriors 😆 Posing for camera, all holding the guns at the wrong angles. If he clicks the trigger on that AR, the gun will fly and the magazine will most likely hit and injure him. Is he wearing military cloves or cleaner gloves? If the fat man shoots, he will miss all his shots. The only person holding a firearm very well in this video is the older man who seems to be the commander

@Jennnyyyyyy 20

This is harder than it looks 😉 Difficulty - Extremely Hard 🤯

@agNavya Here's something everyone needs to see..

@mydearenomfon The only word I'll utter to 'em would be "hi". I'd be lost to 'em my entire stay.

If you visit your friend and you find this? What are you doing?