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Sam Dunham サム・ダナム

@samdu

Sys Admin, Cheesecake Baker, Musician, Artist, Nerd

Summerville, SC Katılım Şubat 2007
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
The husband of Kaitlyn Tracey posted a video CRYING after his Canadian wife was arrested for allegedly assaulting a teen girl wearing Trump-themed attire in NJ. He conveniently leaves out why his wife was arrested… If you’re a foreigner and you come here and assault American citizens, you will be deported!
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok

Kaitlyn Tracey, a Canadian citizen, was arrested after she allegedly ASSAULTED a teen girl who was wearing Trump-themed clothing. Tracy was arrested and is now in ICE custody. CONSERVATIVES ARE UNDER ATTACK

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@ZakkenKloot Until they come to the realization (which Phil did) that they lost this thing with the XBox One. I don't see any way forward for XBox that doesn't have them basically as a third party publisher.
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Kloot
Kloot@ZakkenKloot·
Enjoy. It’s the first and last time you’ll ever see a Halo on PS5. And had Asha stepped in 6 months earlier this wouldn’t have happened at all.
Andy Robinson@Andy_VGC

This is weird

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Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·
CEOs of the largest companies in America make 281 times what the typical worker makes. Since 1978, pay for these CEOs has skyrocketed 1,094%. Typical worker pay? 26%. So no, your $5 coffee isn’t why you can’t afford rent.
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Joshua Khane
Joshua Khane@JoshuaKhane·
Microsoft DELETED my account AND OneDrive!!?? After ACKNOWLEDGING that I’m the owner of the account and that it was compromised??? 25 fucking years of data, thousands of euros spended on games?? My son’s baby pictures? GONE! All because MICROSOFT couldn’t bring back a compromised account?? One of the biggest companies ever coulnd’t do that so they just deleted that shit like it was nothing?? Fucking shame on you!! @microsoftnl @MicrosoftHelps @MicrosoftHelpt @Microsoft #microsoft #hacked
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Brian Onorio
Brian Onorio@brianonorio·
People yelling at the air “permanent daylight time!” or “permanent standard time!” Have missed the obvious solution… What if we split it and take the best of both sides in exchange for a one day inconvenience twice per year?
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@EthanVanSciver @DanLawlis I was going through my longboxes this weekend looking for comics to put on the wall of my office. Turns out I have quite a bit of comics drawn by CG artists. You, Lawlis, Billy, Aaron, Art, etc... Outside of you and Billy, I had no idea.
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@SlowNewsDayShow Based on your numbers and the difference in average income, the only things that are outrageous would be gas and the cost of fast food. Used cars and insurance seem to be pretty in line.
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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依
I left Alabama. I am in Georgia now. At 3 a.m. I saw a yellow sign glowing beside the highway. Waffle House. I went in. The parking lot was full. At 3 a.m. I asked the waitress when they close. She looked at me the way you look at a child who has asked when gravity ends. She said, "We don't close, baby." Two things happened in that sentence. One: I learned Waffle House has never closed. Not at night. Not on Christmas. Not during hurricanes. Two: she called me "baby." I am a grown man. I have a mortgage. It repaired something in me I did not know was broken. I ordered hash browns. She said, "Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, or topped?" I did not understand a single word in that sentence. I said, "Yes." She nodded and wrote it down. Apparently that was a correct answer. Then I learned something, and I need you to know I did not invent this. The United States government measures the strength of hurricanes by whether the Waffle House is open. Open: the storm is fine. Limited menu: the storm is serious. Closed: evacuate. It is over. This is called the Waffle House Index. FEMA uses it. FEMA. The disaster agency. Japan built earthquake satellites. America watches a diner. Both systems work. At 3 a.m., the Waffle House contained: two truck drivers. A nurse still in scrubs. Four teenagers in prom clothes. One man who had clearly made several mistakes that evening. And one Japanese man with a notebook. Nobody asked anybody why they were there. At Waffle House, being there is the answer. Then a man at the counter noticed my Alabama shirt. It was a gift. Long story. He did not speak. He pointed at the shirt and shook his head slowly, the way you correct someone in church. Then he said, quietly: "Go Dawgs." I panicked and used the only word I own. "Roll Tide." Every fork in the building stopped. The cook looked up from the eggs. The waitress said, "Baby, no." I understand now. Every state here has its own word. My word is from one state ago. The man bought my waffle anyway. He said, and I am quoting him exactly: "You didn't know. Bless your heart." I have been told that phrase has two meanings. I believe I received the gentle one. I believe.
NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依@japan_nobunaga

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting. Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye. I asked a woman at the store what it means. She said, "Roll Tide." I asked what it means. She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar." So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list. I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan. I heard it said at a funeral. It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day. I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword. I said it to a cashier. She said it back. I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight. He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight. Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket. I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related. I am also not claiming they are unrelated. A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan. He said, "Roll Tide." He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all. I have been in Alabama eleven days. I have one word. It has been enough for everything. I have started saying it in other states. It does not work in other states. I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around. He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to. I say it anyway.

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ceres
ceres@0xCE7E5·
some of your parents drove you around with this button always on and it really shows
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ETHAN VAN SCIVER
ETHAN VAN SCIVER@EthanVanSciver·
BAD NEWS. Apparently Sturgis got upset that I said he had a male traveling companion and flagged down TrashCast #271 for attacking his protected sexual identity. He is a flaggot. You can’t make this shit up. 😂🌈
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lily@vxylily·
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Jean Gentry
Jean Gentry@JeanGen09181213·
If he wants to make that money last forever, he should talk to Magic Johnson, Shaq, Michael Jordan, and Charles Barkley at least. Yes, the amount of money they actually have left isn't 100mil after taxes and life expenses, but this whole "I can't grow my money" BS is a lie.
katsu@katsuxbt

Odell Beckham Jr. reveals the real math on a $100,000,000 NFL contract: • On paper → $100,000,000 • Actually guaranteed → $60,000,000 • After taxes → $12,000,000/yr • Car, house for mom, living → $4,000,000/yr • What’s left → $8,000,000/yr • Five years. Then it’s over. Forever “Can you make that last forever?”

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