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@samharris34

Katılım Kasım 2011
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𝔸𝕄𝔼@Amy_P96·
Anyone available to collect me from Shrewsbury?😂😂 trains have been cancelled until 8am tomorrow and I’m now stranded 😊😊😊😊😊
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Anyone know where I can get one?
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@Scott808__ Six year olds are dumb mate, what the fuck do they know about happiness
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People will be shipping coordinator talking about ‘I enjoy my job’ like you was 6 years old thinking ‘I can’t wait to coordinate these ships’
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Are you even a history major if you dont know what these are?
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@Scott808__ I’ve just had to do a home work out and I think there’s some horse riding on for the weekend. Can you fuck off moaning please
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2-0-0@Scott808__·
My idea of a picnic is 6 tinnies in a field so there’s absolutely no way my mrs isn’t gunna be underwhelmed with what transpires today
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@_JAMaiden Mate, it’s not even in the house 😂
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@Scott808__ 18:06 : sobering up in a mood, watching the farmer needs a wife
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2-0-0@Scott808__·
My mrs just told me that where she’s from it’s forbidden to drink on Christmas Eve. This is about to be our first Xmas in the same house. She finishes work 4 hours after me. If you thought Red Bull knew how to put on a Culture Clash, come round mine on the 24th. Main event 17:15.
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sam@samharris34·
@Amy_P96 50% gin 50% ger
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𝔸𝕄𝔼@Amy_P96·
I 🌸 took ✨ just a 💕 🌸 DNA 🌸 Test ✨ turns out ✨ 🌸 i'm 100% 💕 Gin after this weekend
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sam@samharris34·
@thomasleggatt1 Music to shout “oioi” in SouthShields to
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2-0-0@Scott808__·
Look like they’re about to go and stick up a river bank
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@Scott808__ Tbf I was dead disappointed when I saw you do one
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Unpopular opinion but this trend of people saying ‘unpopular opinion’ then stating a popular opinion is well annoying
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The shortest amount of time measurable by human technology is the amount of time between you clocking that your foreskin is all bunched up in a mad way and then there being piss all up the bathroom wall
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