SAMYYYY✨

@cee_suella @AjokeJoshua Morgana!!!!

My issue is I don’t think I should ask. You should just wake up, look at me and give me money.

@Wizarab10 @oku_yungx And there are some people that watch movies in 1.5x😂

I dislike it when someone tries to make a conversation with me when I seeing a movie. I am trying to concentrate and you're making a conversation with me. Some people will ask a million question about the movie in front of them, instead of just watching. I find it weird when someone finds it weird that I have to pause my movie if you try talking to me. I cannot focus on my movie if you're talking to me, and I cannot focus on you if I dont pause the movie. Am I supoosed to allow the movie play while gisting? If I miss a line in a movie, then what is the point of seeing the movie?

@Threadscenes Significant

Pronounce it slowly 😅 Very difficult

@_belikebaddy @Sammye_X People keep forgetting you have been spending money before this crowdfunding

5 surgeries all my life on my legs and finally going for the 6th, this would be the last one by Gods grace.

@udysznx I can’t wait to get rich and say shit like this man

money no dey buy happiness

@CelebrityKillz @victorosimhen9 @_AsiwajuLerry This doesn’t look good

@victorosimhen9 @_AsiwajuLerry This has lots of obstructions

A closed mouth is a closed destiny. Shoot your shot today. You don’t know who’s watching.

@oku_yungx It’s entertainment just like the action movies we all love and we know it’s all fake

People really spend time watching this?

@instablog9ja This thing still dey work in 2026??

Man shares how he got billed in a conversation with an Ojota Girl

I’m cooked

You’re trapped in the last movie you watched, where are you?

@TheDunkCentral @MikeVorkunov He shouldn’t take it imo it’s the devil’s money 😂

Jaden Ivey will receive his full $10M salary after being waived by the Bulls, per @MikeVorkunov

@GloriousGod01 Leave small for agba wife

@Joiceoflagos @IfeDada2 @MTNNG The best way to use this plan is to subscribe to a weekly plan again right after. That way, by the time you finish your weekly plan, the 1.5GB will have accumulated into a much larger amount.

I’m not even finding this funny anymore @MTNNG wtf is going on???? I did 45GB data this morning and it finished this afternoon, how?????? MTN if I don’t get explanation, I’ll make sure I call y’all out every single day ATP y’all are thieves WTH!!!!!!!!

We took the #RiceNaNothing Campaign to the Church. @comedianseb

This is hard to recreate.

@UnkleAyo Fleshy and muscular wow

😭😭😭😭 Jaskelebe.

@socetyhatesjay @KennyOd541 You no fit even buy 2017 model???

NEW MONTH, NEW KEYS!!! 🎉 FIRST OF MANY, THANK YOU WEB2/3/4

@fimlex2 Omo Nigerians ehn

Sir Dìckson raised 30m for Aunty Esther, which she didn’t end up using, so where is the money??? Why not use it to fix Baddy’s leg instead of asking for another contribution???

@TheNanaAishat Bill abi begged

You texted me and told me I’ve very pretty and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a man but don’t go around admiring women that are not on your level. End.

@Wizarab10 Wetin u wan win omo ale

The kneeling of a father. Are you a bastard?😭