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@instablog9ja I tried it for my woman and she almost normalized it so I had to stop for the sake of my masculinity
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@joshcyp10 @_pauliegee Bro they are dumb na only stuff wey dem won buy them go tell you about had to lock myself in the room cos I’m tired of this girl bs make she Dey parlor like that
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@_pauliegee You no fit de interact with woman 247 mak your IQ no reduce
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@CHULLY1010 Yoruba no dey take nonsense
Wetin chike nd d girl do na normal thing for Igbo land
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@whoischidi @Top_GunM I think Ikare has the most rocks in ondo state even more than idanre
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@ObaBishopGaa @Top_GunM How Ekiti be grand master, akure border going to idanre sef no be play play not to talk of idanre itself abeg oo
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@Adedotun226 @Herbertofweb3 @Abiola__SZN @Top_GunM Go idanre first don’t argue if you no go open mouth
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@Abiola__SZN @Top_GunM No mind am make e reach idanre him mind go Dey
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@HEYBIDEMI I go kpia that boy, if na my mama bidat!
I no go hear if na her fault!!
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@susylicious2023 @naomi_onuoha May we not find the wrong person in the process of getting married, marriage is a beautiful thing with the right person,
Were I come from u cheat u fall sick nd u eventually die no remedy.
Except I nor pay money for ur head.
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@_LadyVictoria @rolandgavince why will you be insecure? is it your money
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@Excelljerry @Wizarab10 @Anifowose_Ayomi I look at my wallet today Omoh, I can’t even eat na joy I Dey chop and make God make the joy long
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@Wizarab10 @Anifowose_Ayomi A lot of are doing amazingly well, imagine hustling without 1 kobo to 500k and then 1m,2m,3m - 50m…
Come let me hug you 🫂
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No let dem write book for you ooo.
- Ayo Salako
carter🌚@carter6f
“My dad was a military pilot ✈️ after retiring, he became Wale Adenuga’s pilot, then later flew for Olusegun Obasanjo for 8 years while he was president” Whenever my dad took me to Obasanjo farm, he’d give me big fish… and I’d still ask him for money instead 😂” —Mr Eazi
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@chetenna @NkechiOnome @General_Somto Na mumu eggs Dey important for rice and stew not for aesthetic
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@NkechiOnome @General_Somto Na Lagos style stew.
Where boiled eggs in foods is aesthetic to them.
I don't understand how.
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@drpenking It's a voice over from tiktok sounds y'all should calm down 😂💔🙏
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Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.”
Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?”
Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.”
DNA test comes back… he’s the father.
Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.”
Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.”
Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?”
Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?”
Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.”
Months later…
Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?”
Son: “No.”
Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.”
Even later…
Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?”
Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”
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