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@remarks Ah shit here we go again

JUST IN: World Health Organization says there are now 5 confirmed hantavirus cases.

@blknoiz06 That shit has a crazy mortality rate

whats a hantavirus

@mb_ghalibaf lool

Operation Trust Me Bro failed. Now back to routine with Operation Fauxios.

@WatcherGuru Issa bubble

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $1 trillion added to the US stock market today.

@yogurt_eth @MidjetV2 That’s fucking insane gg

$125 rakeback into $14k sports bet win. 2.5k slot buy into 50k. 1.5k slot buy into 240k, spun into a wanted bonus on $100, paid $267k. withdrew 550k. put it on hyperliquid. longed sol, pump, shorted oil. closed oil for 350k, profit, sol for 90k, pump still open for another 80k ish. so yeah like 100 bucks into a little over a million in 36 hours ish

speak it into existence

@ryancohen lmaooo

I’m selling stuff on eBay to pay for eBay ebay.com/usr/ryan_5050

@DeItaone huh????

TRUMP: IF IRAN DOES NOT AGREE TO A DEAL, THEY WILL END UP AGREEING SHORTLY THEREAFTER

@unusual_whales We are focked

BREAKING: Anthropic has released a feature called "dreaming" which allows AI agents to self-improve

Axios FNF group must go crazy brrrr

@claudeai @blknoiz06 @SpaceX Holy what the fuck

We’ve agreed to a partnership with @SpaceX that will substantially increase our compute capacity. This, along with our other recent compute deals, means that we’ve been able to increase our usage limits for Claude Code and the Claude API.

@blknoiz06 Hype/poly and meme is tba

at the beginning of every crypto bull market to create wealth effect + bring back retail attention, you need: - one crypto major to go parabolic - one crypto meme to go parabolic in 2017/18 it was btc & xrp in 2020/21 it was eth & doge in 2023/24 it was sol & pepe

@DeItaone you'll do fookin nuttin if iran don't agree

TRUMP: IRAN DEAL NOT THERE YET President Donald Trump said it’s “too soon” to plan peace talks with Iran despite reports of a near deal, downplaying prospects of imminent negotiations in Pakistan. He warned that if Iran accepts terms, hostilities could end and the Strait of Hormuz reopen—but failure to agree would trigger intensified military action.

$SOL is gonna have a random +10% day soon give trenchers euphoria then trade like shit for the rest of the year

@zerohedge mr trump is a skitzo

oh well: *TRUMP TELLS NY POST ‘TOO SOON’ TO PREP FOR IRAN PEACE SIGNING

end of war headlines have been the best bid for risk assets bitcoin pumps on the headline barely gives it back when the headline gets walked back give us another 50 “war is over” headlines and $BTC is at 100k lmao

@zerohedge not even an hour later lmao...

Iran pours cold water on deal euphoria: What US media outlets are publishing about the details of the negotiations does not reflect the reality of what is happening, according to AI Araby citing Iranian Sources Progress has been made in talks with Washington through Pakistan, but it has not yet reached a level that would lead to an agreement. The negotiations are focused on ending the war, not the nuclear issue. The negotiations are still facing the intransigent American approach and excessive demands. #13665185" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">alaraby.co.uk/news/breaking#…

@DeItaone "IF IRAN AGREES"

TRUMP ON IRAN: IF IRAN AGREES, EPIC FURY WILL BE AT AN END, AND HIGHLY EFFECTIVE BLOCKADE WILL ALLOW HORMUZ STRAIT TO BE OPEN TO ALL, INCLUDING IRAN.

@criptopaul markets been trading headlines, not reality, every “deal imminent” cools oil, bids risk, then nothing gets signed lol

Axios reported an Iran deal as “imminent” five times in 19 days. Five times, no deal. Why does the same story keep coming from the same reporter? His name is Barak Ravid. Deep sources in the White House and Israeli intelligence. Every time the administration needs to pressure Iran or move oil, Ravid gets the call. Is he reporting news or delivering a message? $760 million in oil shorts placed 21 minutes before the April 20 Iran announcement. Who knew? Yesterday Trump paused the naval operation in Hormuz. Markets rallied. But zero US ships crossed the Strait on Tuesday. Iran says they “have not even begun yet.” Does this sound like a deal? Iran wants 5 years on enrichment. The US demands 20. Is that a negotiation or a performance? Every time the leak drops, oil sells off and futures rally. Every time, nothing gets signed. Ask yourself who benefits from the market believing a deal is close right now. Now they say a response is expected within 48 hours. Again. This after Iran resumed attacks on shipping. I remain deeply skeptical.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​..

@BNOFeed We are cooked wtf

BREAKING: Switzerland reports case of hantavirus in man who recently traveled on Hondius cruise ship

@DeItaone Weird situation, weren’t Iran firing missiles yesterday lol?

SAFE PASSAGE RESTORED IN HORMUZ Iran’s Revolutionary Guards Navy says transit through the Strait of Hormuz is now secure, citing an end to U.S. threats and the introduction of new procedures. In its first response to the U.S. halting assistance for stranded ships, the Guards did not detail the measures but thanked ship owners and captains for complying with Iranian rules.