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@zwidenyapT Never again...

@sandile_collin So why insure it at the first place. 🙆🙆🙆

A colleague bump her car, insurance says the damage is 10k which she must pay 6k access. Took her to Pretoria West Panelbeaters, in less than 20 minutes it was clipped back together and they just asked for cold drink.

@IraninSA Oh 🙆🏽‍♂️

Ons dank Suid-Afrika

@mr_pulse99 @Abramjee @Engen_SA This was an armed robbery not just theft of petrol. No criminal is handing over their car keys. Try and stop armed criminals by taking the car keys. Trust me you will be an ancestor to your grandkids by the end of the night.

@sandile_collin @Abramjee @Engen_SA That won’t work. The driver should surrender the car keys to the petrol attendant until payment is made.

BOLO - JPBP (Jet Park Business Precinct). Four men robbed at least four Engen garages in the last 48hrs in Kempton Park, Benoni, Boksburg and N3 truck stop.

@Jumak_SA @Abramjee @Engen_SA Which builds a case against them, and links are made. If that victim opens a case. That helps create a profile of the suspect - movements and where he or they operate. With every crime the suspect leaves a trace.

@sandile_collin @Abramjee @Engen_SA They will almost use another victim’s identity

@Ms_Logical I'm leaving at 12 neh.....🙊

a horny woman once said…

@WildMediaOnly Huh 😒

Lil Yachty says he quit having sex because he’d had too much of it

@GalaxyTwoTwenty No one must live in the inner city , CBD must be just that. Then hold all by-laws against businesses. Each business must have a recycling center and street vendors moved to a central area.

Allowing the fully developed and functional Johannesburg CBD to deteriorate this much should be considered treasonous. Remove these bastards from the office and lock them up!

@AndieAndie54183 Cause they can tilt and hit you.

Why do people bend when the blades are evidently higher than them? I'm curious 😫😂

@mr_shimmy I'm on 3 months, 😑✋🏽 fighting the temptations every weekend

I just relapsed after 30 days of not drinking alcohol 🥹

@Abramjee South Africans are corrupt, thixo 🙆🏽‍♂️ it's like we all got a lil 'ANC' blood in us 🤔

JUST IN: Tshwane MMC for Corporate and Shared Services, Clir Kholofelo Morodi has been fired. This follows testimony at the Madlanga Commission. “The material before me reflects a pattern of engagement and conduct over an extended period, including an inappropriate relationship between Clir Morodi and Sergeant Nkosi, which raises serious concerns regarding the handling of information and adherence to the standards expected of members of the executive,” said Mayor @nasiphim

@heismikel1 Me after being shown these pictures after arguing with scientists that we Humans developed from ...🙊🙉

Whatever you do, no let barber put ring light on your neck. 😩😩

@official_Gegeh People say, in the womb is the "development stage" but we carry on development even after birth. We never stop developing till death. The brain muscle develops when we learn skills etc ,but also some body parts.

How can a baby be 9 months old in the womb but come out as 0 month old? 🤔

@DailyLoud Twitter died 2 years ago, what we have here is a propaganda machine

Twitter just turned 20 years old What is your favorite tweet of all time?

Before church. After church.

This is what they eat at the Licence department and after this the system is offline.

"How to hide 50kg of salt in an airport " Chatgpt:

This Uber driver came to pick me up with his girlfriend.... hebanna!, 😒 mjolo on my expense 🤬🤬 #UthandoNesthembu

Yazi umuntu ngabe wathenga i grocery 2004 wayibeka 🤔