Sandra Schmuhl Long

It's me! I wrote this! Big day for me and for mermaids

@gumbylievable Me reading this

@charlesl_r Dying to know how twitter came up??

@gumbylievable This is the only Raygun tweet I've even remotely enjoyed

Got a full manuscript request 😀

@charlesl_r Harsh

@charlesl_r I'd like to hear the other 3

@_Meshaaaa_ @SymoneBeez You have like two to four standard cover letters that you can pop the job title into and tweak content slightly to fit the job you're applying to.

@SymoneBeez how do yall do this when everyone requests a cover letter? seriously asking

This is less than 10 applications a week. I recommend people to apply to 10 jobs a day (if possible).

@ShandersWrites I think it's the same reason the Kardashians keep working. They might not "need the money" but if they want to maintain their same level of living, especially with so many kids, they do in fact need the money! Also probably the wife wants to be (more) famous.

I’m so confused. They can’t need the money, can they? Why would they do this??

@ShandersWrites I'm laughing at this. Couldn't be me!!!

Seen at airport. Imagine having the kind of existence where you found this meaningfully informative. Imagine the peace you would know.

@gumbylievable It's absolute crazy idea soup but he pulls it off somehow...they go to space and everyone immediately moves on from that like it never happened the second they return!!

@gumbylievable I actually ask myself this all the time

@miri_yam_ @_ryanruby_ emilybooks.com/books/i-love-d… not only that and sorry if you are aware already but Emily Gould's own little publishing outfit reprinted I Love Dick some years ago!!

@charlesl_r They're gonna put you in the bad tweets cage if you keep this up

@ledasbesto @UPS

Wow @UPS. I can't file a claim because you say my tracking number is over 60 days old, but it was from 10/28 - 52 days ago, and there's no way to get ahold of someone to fix that. Your customer service line is scam - can't pay any claims if no one can make claims, huh?

@gumbylievable I'm enjoying it!! I don't know where it's going!

@ChloeYMiller @brownbaglit @shastagrant Super cool!!

@sandra_s_long Maybe our @brownbaglit classes? Taught by @shastagrant and me

@ShandersWrites Thank you!!! Looks fun!!!

@sandra_s_long If I may: one-story.com/product/write-…

@DBGerrard @grace_land I'm so sorry to hear this news. David was my former classmate and I always remembered him fondly as a kind and funny person and writer.