LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More@MediocreJoker85
A man who had just died was delivered to the mortuary wearing a beautiful black suit.
The mortician asked the deceased man’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing.
The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank check and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.”
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?”
To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank check, and he says, “There’s no charge.” Shocked, she replies “No really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.”
“Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice.”
“So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
