candy sao

TIL: Groundhog butts and badger butts look the same... their personalities are different tho 🙃

@AkivaMCohen @JellyBellyFoods The HQ is in California; do you accept gallons of juicy pear jelly belly as payment?

Dear @JellyBellyFoods I need a costco sized container of only juicy pear. Where can I acquire this?

People who know how to say "you know what, I was wrong" are an absolute joy to know.

@cba maybe add a paper cup to spice things up 💸

my life is a never ending series of people kindly letting me know that some object i purposely set on the ground is on the ground it’s very clear i’m the odd one here this has happened hundreds of times lol

@karthikramen ChatGPanTheism

lets go back to the era where scientists* tried to grok the metaphysical implications of their work** *people messing with AI **interpreting what their discoveries have in common with the theories of Spinoza and Berkeley

@lmanul saving your poor thumbs when holding a book with a fresh spine turns out to be a strength training exercise

So here's the thing. You can only violate people's legal rights and your own word so far before they lawyer up and come after you. I really do hope Musk changes his mind and does the right thing - the employees deserve that. But it'll be fun as hell if he doesn't.

@EdDaWord 🫠🥲🫂

What a dummy

@magusnn from microblog to macroblog, the evolution of a true freshman economics major

@jdecked also, if it's a choice between the both. go travel. (are we even surprised at this coming from someone who drifted outside the US for 2.5 years lol) I think i have much more peace and perspective in my life now that i've bit the bullet and scratched that itch

@jdecked why not both? you can ask this role if they'd be willing to work with you to set up a plan to allow you to work remote and take extended time off for travel. Or work remote in a part-timey kind of way. Or work remote as a consultant.

Can't believe I'm actually doing this... but I'm calling Toyota about my car's extended warranty

@karthikramen your shoes have already dunked on us all @karthikramen

I will not dunk on people I will not dunk on people I will not dunk on people I will not dunk on people I will not dunk on people I will not dunk on people I will not dunk on people I will not dunk on people I will not dunk on people I will not dunk on people I will not dunk on

PSA: I’ve decided I need 2 weeks to disconnect from social media so I can clear my head and recenter. So if you don’t hear from me, I’m not dead lol feel free to call if you want to chat. I welcome phone/FaceTime catch-ups ☺️ see you in the other side! 💕

@gslamdunx @elibelly Oh shit, we really need to stop feeding these bots img board datasets

I just described my office as "trauma-bonding, fall-of-rome" vibes and @sangzle ran it through dall-e and this picture is *exactly* it

It turns out the real snacks were the friends we made along the way. 💔

@wickman Pager vibration

what do you call a pager “rotation” with one person on it asking for a friend

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