Grand Canyon

@MattJFootball I think Southampton and Forrest are gone. The last place could be anyone

Same vibes tonight… #EFC

@Holdentheblue No he wasn’t, could also be a big ask for simms to start at Old Trafford. Maybe bring Garner into MF

@Holdentheblue Time for Simms start next game? We Looked brighter when he came on

@Paddy_Boyland What about Garner or do you think we’ve seen enough of the gray experiment and it’s time to give Simms a go?

Big question now for Dyche is who replaces suspended Doucoure. Might be time for proper No 9

@ALANMYERSMEDIA Just need a bit of luck Al

If we keep fighting like this we will stay up I’m convinced

@FinKitch Stick that soft c**t up front

FUCKING MICHAEL KEANE 💙💙💙💙💙

A stunning view of a rain cloud in action twitter.com/BilimleKalin/s…

@founded1894 @FabrizioRomano Based on what?

@FabrizioRomano Best signing during boehly era. As a city fan, a little envious

Chelsea will sign Ecuadorian wonderkid Kendry Paez from Independiente del Valle — as exclusively revealed in February 🔵🇪🇨 #CFC Born in 2007, Kendry’s will join when he will turn 18. The deal will be signed soon. Package could reach €20m fee [main part add-ons]. Here we go.

@daviddownie17 No point looking at it- just focus on our games.

Going to be mentally drained at the end of all this, if not already, aren’t we? #EFC

@TacticallyMatt Hiring Carlo was a bad a decision as hiring Rafa

What's your Everton opinion that has you like this? #EFC

@PintsDrank Pints are a waste of time, schooner’s or half’s win every time even more so on a red hot day

What is a PINTS take that will have you like this?

@brokenbottleboy Conservatives: whatever happened to jumpers for goalposts? Also Conservatives: young people shouldn't be allowed outside

@LeeFMc83 No ale on the coaches was a bit shit though

@badwool9 Add in… strong views on things they barely understand and explain poorly levels of hypocrisy that are unmatched A love of fighting dogs that cost grands to own and maintain

Brian Scanlon: Scouwzer. I made him up, based on loads of lads I know. A malevolent, volatile, traumatised, fragile man who wants the very thing that someone like him should be doing everything they can to avoid - fame. Now we’ve got the rise of the scouwze YouTuber/podcaster.

If the suit still fits… This year, we’re bringing Jonathan Demme’s groundbreaking 1984 Talking Heads concert film STOP MAKING SENSE (newly remastered in 4K!) back to theaters worldwide. #StopMakingSense2023

Taking a bunch of footballing lads abroad usually ends one way: booze-fuelled benders and wanton vandalism. That was certainly the case back in 1991, when Everton touched down in San Sebastian for their pre-season tour...

The greatest prank call of all time