s a r a🌻

A girl at work burnt her hand on soup really badly and I asked if she had PTSD (post tomato soup disorder) and it wasn’t appreciated anywhere near as much as it should have been

@LidlGB Wantage Lidl.

@saragillx No worries Sara! As this is public we would advise that you delete your email address. Can you also let us know the store you purchased them from? Thanks. - Hilary

@LidlGB bought these peppers yesterday and they’re mouldy?

@Uber_Support You said this 6 hours ago, I’m still waiting for that DM? Your messaging is as bad as your service

@saragillx We've reached out to you via DM to help with this, Sara. Please check your inbox for our message, so we can get started.

@Uber can you sort your drivers out. We booked an uber, waited as he kid saying he was in traffic, then he drove slowly past us, cancelled and called us liars and said we cancelled yet he took another ride instead.

@Uber we ordered an uber, waited as he was apparently in traffic, he then drove past us and saw us, kept going then cancelled then drove back and told us we were liars and that we cancelled

@jessmadgee I’ll pop in on them!!

I moved to Wales last week and my granddad text me this earlier today 🥹😭🩵

@pissfart69 I did French for ages, didn’t help me speak it but can read ever so slightly now. But truthfully the only sentence that stuck with me is ‘duo is an owl’. How often will I be walking around France saying ‘chouette’

I’m learning Spanish on Duo Lingo but that actual idea of trying to speak Spanish to a Spaniard feels patronising

@jessmadgee HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck u

Not you @saragillx xoxoxo

Oh my god. I cannot STAND Sara she’s a nasty piece of work. It’s no wonder she’s single and quite frankly I hope she stays single! #MAFSAU

@jessmadgee In 8 days x

January is my least favourite month WHEN WILL IT END

Lad on tinder asked if I could be the highlight of his year, told him yes cos I’m funny, he said ‘I’m not on tinder for comedy’ and unmatched me haahah oops

@lowkyric @ItsRonxxx @jessmadgee

my best friend and i on a video call in 50 years

@NewLookHelp @newlook The advisor essentially just said someone will be in touch within the next few days.. this is absolutely ridiculous I have been trying to sort this since Wednesday and I just keep getting told ‘within the next few days’, can someone who’s actually able to help message please?

@newlook has the worst customer care. I shouldn’t have to keep chasing you to sort out a faulty product. Where can I get assistance for this because your team on here don’t reply, your live chat is useless and emails aren’t responded to?

@NewLookHelp @newlook Horrendous that it says someone will respond within 5-7 days

@NewLookHelp @newlook Have done, but I’m still waiting for a reply to my last DM, my email, and I’m still in the ‘queue’ for the live chat which I’ve been in since yesterday - so I’m not holding out much hope..

We haven't had a general election since 2019. In that time, we've had 3 prime ministers, 5 chancellors, 4 home secretaries (Sue-Ellen twice), about 6 by-elections following allegations of sexual misconduct, lobbying and a PM accused of misleading parliament

@livissoblonde Throw one from me x

@elliehartleeey Yeeees

I need a pamper evening filled with snacks, movies, face masks and wine 🍷 oh wait don’t forget the endless amounts of cheese

‘A pregnant virgin I can believe BUT 3 wise men?’ 😭😭😭

@CallumKinsey2 Can’t waitttttt

@saragillx Weekend in manc, no hotel needed and 70% off bottomless brunch??? Amazing. LETS GO

Callum’s new job will get us 70% off bottomless brunch. This is why we are pals