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Peter Jones

@sarahsda

Older IS better. And I've got proof.

Potomac Falls, VA Katılım Ocak 2008
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Peter Jones
Peter Jones@sarahsda·
@beemyli After all my almost 80 years I am still amazed at the total stupidity of some people in this world. This post is exhibit 1 for the lower half of the IQ bell curve.
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Bee 🐝
Bee 🐝@beemyli·
A man’s DNA stays in your body for seven years after you get pregnant by them. People act like sex is not a big deal but you’re wholeheartedly allowing someone else’s whole DNA to be in your body. This means you’re going to act like that person at times, or have certain energies/ties that are connected to that person for seven years. Sex is a sacred act for a reason.
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Visegrád 24@visegrad24·
BREAKING: Trump says he won’t make Canada a state of the USA. “They’ve got 200 years of history and all that ‘Oh, Canada’ thing… you can’t deal with that in 3.5 years. I guess it’s not going to happen”
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Peter Jones@sarahsda·
@JoJoFromJerz @EYakoby I’m still waiting for my check from Soros. They keep saying it’s “in the mail,” but I’m starting to wonder.
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
Yes. There was an email sent to all of us instructing us to post our speculation about Trump’s clearly deteriorating health. It wasn’t the evidence of our eyes and ears. It wasn’t the black hands they’re blaming on “handshakes”. It wasn’t the swollen ankles. Not the droopy face. Not the fact that he can’t stay awake in broad daylight. Not the mystery MRIs. Nope. It was an email. 😂😂😂
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Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby·
The email went out.
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Peter Jones
Peter Jones@sarahsda·
@Eman_8282 We have about 5 vintage quilts from my and my wife’s families made before the Depression and this one is just gorgeous. Very nice needlework and great color selection. Since I am also a grandpa, I’m gonna tell your grandpa to shut his pie-hole. He doesn’t know sh*t from Shinola.
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Jessica ❤️
Jessica ❤️@Eman_8282·
My grandma is 68 and finished this quilt yesterday. My always rude grandpa said it looks like “a mess of colors”, now she's upset but i said i would post it here and she would know how amazing her work is....
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Peter Jones@sarahsda·
I don’t think this is the flex they think it is.
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Peter Jones@sarahsda·
@TheRickWilson Now do it as a haiku. Trump's Walter Reed bound God knows what's happening now But Satan's smiling
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Rick Wilson@TheRickWilson·
Who cares if he’s at Walter Reed For some new health care flaw He’s clearly rotting with great speed Behold, his necromantic claw
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
Guys, what’s stopping you having a moustache like this
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wint@dril·
when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore
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The Intellectualist
The Intellectualist@highbrow_nobrow·
Sean Hannity: I think English is either Melania’s fifth or sixth language and I think she's one of the smartest people I've ever met… On top of being a top model. Riley Gaines: She's the paragon of style and grace. @Acyn (2025)
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BakoReb@jeremiah8712·
@cammakingminds I’m curious to know if their calculations are off do they have enough fuel to turn around and head back to earth without the help of the moon’s gravity.
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Lucid™@cammakingminds·
If you are using the earth as a reference frame, the moon is actually doing a close flyby of Artemis II.
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Acyn@Acyn·
DOOCY: I just got off the phone with President Trump. We have a big scoop. Pam Bondi will soon leave her job as the attorney general, she is going to get a different job within the administration. And in an interim role, she will be replaced by Todd Blanche
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Peter Jones@sarahsda·
I watched the Artemis launch and for a couple of hours I was actually proud of my country. Something I hadn’t felt for a long time. And then Trump got on the TV and I was back to being ashamed of America again.
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chloe star@snowiecone·
gun to your head name a canadian
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❗️Kremlin aide Yuri Ushakov says a withdrawal of Ukrainian forces from Donbas would create prospects for a settlement and an end to hostilities. #Russia
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Peter Jones@sarahsda·
@TheAviationBeat So we get to choose between making Elon or Bezos even more obscenely wealthy. I think I’ll drive, thank you. In silence.
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Ben Bearup@TheAviationBeat·
NEWS: Delta will introduce Amazon Leo high-speed Wifi (Starlink competitor) on hundreds of Delta aircraft, starting with an initial installation on 500 aircraft beginning in 2028.
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Peter Jones@sarahsda·
@TheDMVLive They installed a speed camera inside the body of a used Cybertruck
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The DC MD VA Live
The DC MD VA Live@TheDMVLive·
NEW SPEED CAMERAS PLACED IN MOCO: These six German-imported speed cameras have been seen rotating around in different parts of Montgomery County, Maryland 📸 They were previously placed along University Boulevard in Silver Spring, and now they’ve been moved and set-up along Bradley Boulevard in Bethesda. (see below) The focus is on ‘high-injury networks,’ where previous serious crashes have been reported. Fines go up to $425 per speeding ticket. (h/t @ReporterJoseph)
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(((Tendar)))
(((Tendar)))@Tendar·
A massive explosion occurred in the oil refinery of Nizhnekamsk, Tatarstan, currently Russia. The oil refinery produces almost 9 million tons in oil products, annually.
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Peter Jones@sarahsda·
@SeanOhhhh Bragging about being in bar fights is like bragging about having a micropenis.
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Sean O'Neill@SeanOhhhh·
Is this really a thing that grown men brag about?
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Peter Jones@sarahsda·
@MandyStanford3 I've not only found the stairs I know I licked the steps a bunch of times
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