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My wife and I are the opposite, I drive erratically and she makes sure I don’t miss the exit
KC NoDak Brim 🇺🇸@brim006
“Whoopsies, you were actually supposed to exit there. Now it says to make a U turn in 22 miles.”
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@dante_eats I read “address to all” as “adderall” and was very confused for a moment
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oh yeah? well we have lettuce that makes you die of shitting your pants
Dominic Lee 李梓敬@dominictsz
A Chinese factory owner is showing off a flexible LED roller screen. It can unfold to display vivid visuals like colorful particles and city scenes. This innovative LED display combines technology and creativity. Truly impressive!
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I should be KAYAKING right now instead I’m TWEETING on VACATION
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The one time a year I get to come to northern Michigan and Canada has to fucking burn
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I’m the guy that makes sure Swiss cheese has holes in each slice and It’s fucking exhausting and I am so underpaid and it’s such a thankless job and I just needed to get that off my chest
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Me: I'm going to eat healthy
Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea
Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you
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they say you are what u eat #CrackerWithALilCheese
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There’s a difference between “quiet and keeping to yourself” and “secluded and self-alienating”, and most people refuse to recognize that they’re actually the latter of the two
shameful@s4gns
they will literally exile you at work if your quiet and stay to yourself
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hopping on ranked at 27 years of age
B&S@_B___S
He may be old, but he still loves to dig a hole on the beach
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@Rage_Baiter69 @ShamsCharania Wondering if this will clear up more space for Sacramento to make a better offer to Duren for a sign and trade
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Just in: The Sacramento Kings are waiving DeMar DeRozan, making the six-time All-Star one of the top free agents, sources tell ESPN. The sides worked collaboratively on this resolution after exploring trade routes.
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@ShamsCharania Does this clear up space to offer Duren a larger contract than before?
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DeRozan had a partial guarantee on his contract for next season, but he and Sacramento worked on his release Monday to allow him to find a new home. Multiple contenders are expected to have interest in the veteran guard.
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania
Just in: The Sacramento Kings are waiving DeMar DeRozan, making the six-time All-Star one of the top free agents, sources tell ESPN. The sides worked collaboratively on this resolution after exploring trade routes.
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Before the fireworks start tonight, here’s a friendly reminder: if you aren’t in one of the original 13 colonies, this 250th birthday party isn’t technically yours. You’re just attending as a plus-one.
This one belongs to the stripes, not the stars, baby. 🇺🇸
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