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@meghanncuniff Visualizing what he describes is deeply funny

A Hawaii man accused of trying to murder his wife on a hiking trail last year told jurors today that his wife attacked him first. Gerhardt Konig said he was at the edge of the cliffside Pali Puka Trail when "I felt a shove" and nearly fell over the cliff. He realized his wife, Arielle Konig, had pushed him, and he said he was "like what the f*** was that?" "I was like, just asking her, like, you know, what was that? And started walking towards her, because at this point she was like five or 10 feet away from me," Konig testified today (Wednesday, April 1). "I turn around and I'm asking her, like, what the hell's you know, what the f*** just happened and what's going on? And as I'm starting to walk towards her, she starts yelling. ... She starts yelling, 'Help me! Help me!" he continued. He said he grabbed her arms and "she keeps yelling, and she kind of grabs my wrists and throws herself on the ground and pulls me down with her." "When you're on the ground, what starts to happen?" defense lawyer Thomas Otake asked. "She's holding on to me. And I'm trying to, you know, I'm trying to figure out what's going on, but I'm also, at this point, trying to let go of, like, trying to get free, because she's, like, actively holding on. She has her leg, like, wrapped around one of my legs, and like, is actively holding on to me, and is and is yelling. And so I'm trying to, you know, get free. And I get my my one arm free, and I try to use it to get my other arm free. And she grabs me by the testicles," he testified. Konig, 47 and an anesthesiologist in Maui, has been in jail in Hawaii since March 24, 2025 — his wife's birthday — and he's currently on trial in the state's 1st Circuit Court in Honolulu on a second-degree attempted murder charge.

@torioftexas @Evie_Magazine Yes. The “author” is an AI slop slinger. Dreck like this should come labeled.

@Evie_Magazine This article feels lazy. Like ChatGPT took a lot of manosohere taking points that aren’t even backed by data and repackaged it for a female audience. The birth dearth and relationship problems in our culture are far more complex than this simplistic article.

We were sold the lie to go after our careers, make money, and make our mark on the world first, and then go find a partner once we've accomplished A through C. We used to have a backstop against some of this—our biological clock ticking louder around our mid-thirties—but we did an end run around that too, with egg freezing. Not a single man told us to do any of this. In fact, historically, they’ve been pretty petulant about the whole thing, but we pushed right through that sentiment by calling them all “toxic” and threatening them with cancellation if they didn’t comply. While we were busy climbing the corporate ladder, the men in our cohort weren’t just waiting around for us to feel "ready" to settle down. They were dating, and as we aged up, they continued to date twenty-year-olds (women in their fertile prime, because that’s what men are biologically programmed to find attractive). So we freeze our eggs, maybe buying us some additional time. Ten years go by. Surely, the men left in their forties are still single because they're looking for something real, something mature; a woman of substance. Wrong. They're still dating twenty-year-olds. And it’s not really their fault; it’s mostly biology. Men have about the same fertility as they age until well into their sixties. Feminism forces us to reject biology, both on the male and female side. Read more here: bit.ly/47yWtRY

@kangalope @GambelerQuail Should come with a warning that a thinking human has not touched it, let alone fact checked

@sassythree3 @GambelerQuail A lot of their articles are AI written

Most ppl in their 30s and 40s date ppl in their 30s and 40s. There is no 45 year old man that does not have 45 year old man baggage lol.

@GlobeFarrah If they keep falling down you can end up in shit with adult protective services too

Like wtf do you think caring for an elderly/ill/disabled/demented family member is? It's not putting dad in a rocking chair on the porch all day. It's wiping his ass and watching him strip his clothes off and trying to put knives in the toaster.

Every time I see the "you're a terrible person if you put your parents in the nursing home" discourse I crash out bc it's one of those things that you literally don't know wtf you're talking about unless you've been in that position yourself.

@emptychurchr Shaved guys tend to be higher in neuroticism but then women who keep it bald probably are too so maybe it’s fine

Men that like it bald won't even LOOK at your vagina if it's hairy. Meanwhile bush lovers will just be slightly sad if you shaved.. Makes you think!

@zaynmengo Yes! (I was trying to think of his name 😅)

PAUL ANTHONY KELLY

@pattinsonactor He’s had a glowup

ok i love this outfit sm

@atrophicbtrfly U should be proud

someone went back thru my media and liked this today

@areaberbeabaerb @0xgaut Ahh this makes sense

@sassythree3 @0xgaut Only benefit is travel. Only having to haul one item on a plane.

one day you’re 25 and the next you’re getting sorted into one of the four stroller houses for your baby

@TatianaL1992 @peachsweet_tea I just never get the car seat out of the car so I still don’t understand. Baby out, place in stroller. But different things help different people’s circumstances, tis the nature of these products.

@sassythree3 @peachsweet_tea The first year the baby sleeps most of the time. Carrying the baby everywhere in a carseat was hurting my back. Doona solved that. There are carseats that attach to a stroller but you keep the stroller in the trunk and it is extra steps.Donna turns into a "stroller" with a button

Doona is the most over hyped, over priced stroller that’s also going to make you look like a hunch back pushing it if you’re over 5 ft

@RebeccaCNReid *Frozen eggs

@RebeccaCNReid + Most 30-something women don’t need to rely on eggs to have kids, that’s for people who have underlying issues, it’s not an expected experience

I'll say it again, the only time these people are willing to forgo the concept of personal responsibility is when it comes to this mythical lie that fertility it eternal. It's perfectly possible to be a career oriented feminist and get pregnant in your twenties. I did it.

@stinaengineer @RebeccaCNReid And this hurts kids sooooo much more than a somewhat older pregnancy

@RebeccaCNReid So find some random manvtobhave kids with so your stuck with the wrong person. That will help everything. Many dont find the right person to get married and have kids with in the 20s.

@p444444ul He’s qt

lowkey………..hes hot

@softboywin Highkey. Denzel captures this exquisitely in Flight

pilots lowkey have aura when they walk past you in the airport

@cairoasmith It’s the first I’m learning there’s a field dedicated to this 😞

I briefly worked in this field (helping moms whose ex-husbands killed the kids after getting partial custody despite being obviously evil) and it is really, really bad. The best (imperfect) solution seems to be letting kids choose who to live with. They usually can tell.

@RebeccaCNReid I agree that’s ideal if *everything* aligns, but I think having a good partner and financial stability is provably much much more important for outcomes for the kid than a pre-35 pregnancy, and that inextricable context seems to get lost in these discussions

@sassythree3 I'm fully aware that there's no cliff, but there are plenty of good health reasons to have babies in your late twenties / early thirties if you're able to.